Hell Might Freeze Over - Part One.
PRESENTS!
A two Part Episode...
HELL MIGHT FREEZE OVER!
Ash: ~walking in~ Oh, sweet Mary mother of Jesus...
Ash: What the hell happened here?
~sits down~
~THWACK!~
OW!
What *is* it with Fall and his freakin' play D'oh?
~wriggles~ Fuck, I'm sitting on...
A tiny woman?
Not done that in a while....
Five, Ten Minutes Later...
Fall: ~wanders in~
Fall: YOU!
Ash: Me.
Fall: ~droppped Candy cane~ Why are you here? And how did you get in?!
Ash: Zety asked me to come over and make sure things were tidy before the guy got here. He gave me keys.
Fall: Bastard, did he not trust me to let you in?
Ash: No, he knew you wouldn't.
Fall: Well, he's got a point.
Ash: fall...I'm hurt...~picks up hat~
Ash: You had a party and didn't invite me?
Fall: I didn't have a party.
Ash: Oh come now, you don't need to lie to me!
Fall: Seriously. No party.
Ash: O.o
Ash: No Party?
Fall: Nope, just me and the demon here.
Ash: ....Shouldn't you feed that thing diet then?
Fall: Nope! I want him to be a BIG demon!
Ash: ....just start cleaning will you?
About 20 Minutes Later....
Ash: ~texting~ You know Fall....you should borrow my maid's uniform, I bet it'd look cute on that ass of yours.
Fall: ...~Evil glare~
Ash: ~smirk~
~beer can is flung~
Ash: Ow?
Fall: use an ashtray. Zety will kill you if you burn his couch.
....
Later, Once the place was cleared up...
Ash: I'm gonna phone for take out. You want pizza or chinese?
Fall: Pizza, I hate chinese.... You are paying right?
Ash: Yes...
Ash: Whatcha want on the pizza?
Fall: Everything! ^___^ And a burger too!
Ash: ~rolls eyes, orders...~
Once the delivery had arrived...
Ash: O.o
Ash: Fall, you're a pig.
Fall: You would be too if you'd been forced to eat raw pasta for the last three days.
Ash: ...But Zety's been away for four.
Fall: He left some shepherds pie in the microwave the first day.
Ash: Well, at least you know how to work a microwave, eh?
Fall: ~small voice~....I ate it cold.
Ash: Have the rest of the pizza.
Fall: ~glee!~
Sometime later...
Fall: Wait a minute....What are *you* doing with a maid's uniform?
Ash: ~eyes Fall, turns back to his cards~ One of my Jon's bought it for me a while back...
Fall: What? Your Jon's bought you things? Aw MAN! Mine never by *me* anything...
Ash: ~shrugs, pauses~ What?
Fall: oops.
Ash: What do ya mean *yours* never *buy* you anything?
Fall: Please don't tell Zety...
Ash: You're a rent boy?
Fall: PLEASE! He'll kill me and lock me up in a chastity belt...
Ash: ~smirk~ Only if you tell me more...
Fall: Well, see, when I went to Japan for the first time I kinda got in a bit of trouble....
The boys began to swap stories...
Ash: So you'd be surprised how many grown men like to dress up as babies...
Fall: ....riiight...
Ash: Worse thing was they tended to like me to be a nurse...
Fall: Hope you charged extra?
Ash: ~smirk~ triple rate.
Fall: So I was like, Pal, you want me to fit ALL that in my mouth, s'gonna cost extra So he said---
~Phone rings,~
Fall: Hello?
*Zety*: Hey Fall, hows it goin?
Fall: Zety! YAY! S'gooood, been playin' Ash at poker. Kickin' his ARSE.
*Zety* drinking too?
Fall: Mmhmm.
*Zety* Eaten before hand?
Fall: yeeeep. ^____^
*Zety* Taken your meds?
Fall: Uh-huh.
*Zety* tidied?
Fall: Mmmmmhmmmm.
*zety*: You sure?
Fall: Aye.
*Zety* Ok then. Well, Nicki and I should be home in the morning. Be good now.
Fall: bye bye!
~click~
Fall: ~puts phone down~
~Ash's bag starts to play "Relight My Fire" by Take That~
~Awkward Silence~
Ash: Shit. Viv's been messing with my ringtone again...
Fall: ~snort~ Yea, riiiiiight...
Ash: ¬.¬ Just pass me my bag will ya?
Ash: Hello?
*Zety* Hey. You're playing poker with Fall?
Ash: Yea...
*zety* Don't let him deal anymore, he knows slight of hand.
Ash: Bastard!
*Zety* ~snickers~ So is the place really tidy?
Ash: Yea.
*Zety* Thanks babe. I owe you big time.
Ash: ~smirk~ I can think of a way for you to repay me...
*Zety* ~grin~ Whatever you want, I can do.
Ash: Score.
*Zety* see ya tomorrow gorgeous.
~click~
Some time and a lot of alcohol later...
Fall: So once France has fallen, as they inevitably will, I'll have the whole of Europe see...
Ash: You've really thought this through, haven't you?
Fall: Hell yea...
Fall: ~half asleep~
ash: So once France Has fallen?
Fall: Yea, all of europe...zzzzZzz....
~spills drink~
Fall:ARGH! Little rat bastard!
Ash: Bedtime I think, you little drunkard.
Fall: Aaawww!
Ash: Lemme give you a hand up...
~drunken lurching to the bedroom~
Ash: Lets get you out these wet clothes hmm?
Fall: ~drunk & tired~ eeeeehhh....
Ash: ~pulls shirt off, puts to bed, and after much encouragement manages to persude Fall to take off his trousers himself~
Not long after...
Ash: G'night Fall...
Fall: ZzzzzZzzzz, That seamonkey stole my crabcake....ZZzzzzzZzzz....
TO BE CONTINUED.....