Oct 26, 2005 18:32
I caught a shoplifter last night, he was one of the stupidest mother fuckers ever, we had 12 friends visiting us, on which just finished a boxing match which he won by k/o in vancouver, another one had a broken arm cause he punched out some guy a lil to hard, the rest of them are about my b/f size (200lbs+) anyway he came in all drunk with 2 buddies they look around for a bit and they had no Idea that I was watching them like a hawk, and of course my natural reaction is to watch the guy who is looking at outfits, and I watch him take the tag off and walk over behind a lingerie rack RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE CAMERA, and shove it down his pants I tell Will, and I go grab the hanger Will walks up to the guy and the guy starts trying to walk out ignoring Will. so Will said you better take that item out of your pants or you will not be leaving without a beating, so said if I take it out can I leave and never come back, Will thought about it for 2 sec and said really loud "hey Jag this guy just tried shoplifting from my shop" oh man it was so funny Jag pushed him up against the wall and through him out the door and the guys buddies are still inside wondering what the fuck is happening to their buddy, then we were all laughing about what happened and the guys buddies started lippin off some of our friends and lets just say one of the guys got k/oed in the parking lot :) some funny shit. a warning to all shoplifters don't fuck with My shop :)
*yay me*