I win, anyway.
So, bored and doing the friend-of-a-friend LJ browsing thing, I found out that Jordan has a livejournal account. Moreover, he has fewer people on his Friends list than me.
This is bad. I have always prided myself in having a small, realistic Friends list. It separated me from the pathos-laden egomaniacs who pad their lists to compensate for, I don't know, penis size or something.
So I'm doing some trimming. Don't take it personally if you don't make the cut. It just means I don't like you very much.
Questions: Have You Ever...?
1. Smoked? Yep.
2. Been Drunk as hell? Yep.
3. Screwed someone of the opposite sex? Yep.
4. Screwed someone of the same sex? Nope :(
5. Shoplifted? No
6. Lied? Yep
7. Betrayed a friend? Yeah, pretty much
8. Been to jail? No
9. Smoked weed? Yep
10. Done LSD? Yep
11. Done any other illegal drug? Yep
12. Given oral sex? Yep
13. Received oral sex? Yep
14. Screwed something not of the human race? Plenty of times
15. Screwed something not alive? Ditto.
16. Cheated on someone? Nope.
17. Used someone? Yep.
18. Paid someone for sex? Nope.
19. Been paid for sex? Nope.
20. Played strip poker? Yep.
21. Skipped school? Plenty.
22. Skipped school to get high/drunk? Yeah.
23. Danced naked? Sure.
24. Danced naked in public? Probably.
25. Flashed someone? How long do you have to keep it out before it's not flashing any more?
26. Mooned someone? Yep.
27. Kissed someone? Yep.
28. Kissed someone of the same sex? Yep.
29. Held hands? Yep.
30. Hugged someone? Gross, but yep
31. French kissed? Yep
32. Had sexual fantasies? No shit.
33. Had gay/lesbian fantasies? Fo sho.
34. Stolen money? Yep.
35. Stolen money from family? Yep.
36. Stolen drugs from family? Nope.
37. Been convicted of a crime? Nope.
38. Dated someone because you heard they were 'easy'? Okay, maybe a little.
39. Had someone date you because they thought you were 'easy'? Yeah.
40. Been called a whore? Nope.
41. Been called a bitch? Of course.
42. watched porn? Yep.
43. Taped porn? Yep.
44. Watched porn you taped? Yep.
45. Kissed someone in a moving vehicle? Probably.
46. Screwed someone in a moving vehicle? No.
47. Used sex 'toys'? Yeah.
48. Tried to kill yourself? Nope. Unless you count the starvation thing, but I count that as trying to die.
49. Tried to kill someone else? Nope.
50. Told someone you hated them? Yeah.
51. Told someone you loved them and didn't mean it? Of course.
This is bad. I have always prided myself in having a small, realistic Friends list. It separated me from the pathos-laden egomaniacs who pad their lists to compensate for, I don't know, penis size or something.
So I'm doing some trimming. Don't take it personally if you don't make the cut. It just means I don't like you very much.
Questions: Have You Ever...?
1. Smoked? Yep.
2. Been Drunk as hell? Yep.
3. Screwed someone of the opposite sex? Yep.
4. Screwed someone of the same sex? Nope :(
5. Shoplifted? No
6. Lied? Yep
7. Betrayed a friend? Yeah, pretty much
8. Been to jail? No
9. Smoked weed? Yep
10. Done LSD? Yep
11. Done any other illegal drug? Yep
12. Given oral sex? Yep
13. Received oral sex? Yep
14. Screwed something not of the human race? Plenty of times
15. Screwed something not alive? Ditto.
16. Cheated on someone? Nope.
17. Used someone? Yep.
18. Paid someone for sex? Nope.
19. Been paid for sex? Nope.
20. Played strip poker? Yep.
21. Skipped school? Plenty.
22. Skipped school to get high/drunk? Yeah.
23. Danced naked? Sure.
24. Danced naked in public? Probably.
25. Flashed someone? How long do you have to keep it out before it's not flashing any more?
26. Mooned someone? Yep.
27. Kissed someone? Yep.
28. Kissed someone of the same sex? Yep.
29. Held hands? Yep.
30. Hugged someone? Gross, but yep
31. French kissed? Yep
32. Had sexual fantasies? No shit.
33. Had gay/lesbian fantasies? Fo sho.
34. Stolen money? Yep.
35. Stolen money from family? Yep.
36. Stolen drugs from family? Nope.
37. Been convicted of a crime? Nope.
38. Dated someone because you heard they were 'easy'? Okay, maybe a little.
39. Had someone date you because they thought you were 'easy'? Yeah.
40. Been called a whore? Nope.
41. Been called a bitch? Of course.
42. watched porn? Yep.
43. Taped porn? Yep.
44. Watched porn you taped? Yep.
45. Kissed someone in a moving vehicle? Probably.
46. Screwed someone in a moving vehicle? No.
47. Used sex 'toys'? Yeah.
48. Tried to kill yourself? Nope. Unless you count the starvation thing, but I count that as trying to die.
49. Tried to kill someone else? Nope.
50. Told someone you hated them? Yeah.
51. Told someone you loved them and didn't mean it? Of course.