Apr 11, 2005 13:32
So lets see whats new....
Ashley is 18!! Yes I can now have porn. Her party was really fricken fun. I wasnt the only "clean" kid there! Kyle McBride is the left hand that jerks me off! I gave Jane 6-7 lap dances haha.......Why Jane?!?! It was Ashleys birthday HAHA. Matt, Nick(Sans), Steveo and I moshed to Terror for a little bit but they kinda got tired cause they were drunk or stoned! I drove Daniel's car to take him home because he was really fucked up. Steveo followed behind so I could get back haha. Jane gave Brian the biggest blowjob ever!! OMG it was crazy he was crying and shit. Jane had to take a shower cause she was completely covered in fluids! Now I could have taken that soo far and made a huge rumor haha. Oh man thats crazy HAHA. I jumped over an like 8 foot fire!! It was cool/hot....more hot than cool if you get my drift. Steveo called Mandy I think to ask if she was mad at him HAHA. He got off the phone laughing. Im guessing a funny convo? Nah guess not HAH. Sorry Steveo I guess that Prom dinner thing is off HAHA. It wouldnt have been right to wait it out. I'm in a wonderful mood since last night! I fucking love talking to Julia! Soo much honesty and understanding! What else happen at Ashley's? *thinking*. We made Jane angry with our Hardcoreness HAHA. The whole night EVERYONE was quoting Anchorman. Which im gonna do here in a little bit. Ashley got pissed at one point cause all these fucking people showed up outa nowhere and I guess one of them stole her Ipod. Speaking of which Matt wanted me to talk to Sheila about that. Kelly likes this kid that jerks me off! Guess which hand? HAHA....I'm not gay. David Sawyer was a little annoying but its cool cause I havent seen him in forever. Daniel was flirting with us all HAHA. I had a really weird dream about Julia last night. I left my music on repeat and the music was in the dream.......it was fricken crazy! I wanna clear something up right now before I break someones neck. I am happy that Jay is happy again. His "love interest" is a cool girl. I am still his friend and ALWAYS will be. I like most of his new friends. I was just really thrown off that one night. I will never understand why there always at Denny's but whatever floats there boat. I finally called whatever you wanna call Me and Mandy off. I have wasted 2 years of my life for nothing. I can never have them back. I was gonna end this for awhile now but never found the right moment, untill I was soo pissed off that I just ended it. We both agreed it was what HAD to happen even though we both didnt WANT it to happen. Being Bestfriends is gonna be hard cause I will be goin to college or some tech school next year. We dont have much time to get things on track. "Toghter, we created a world of sunlight: Darkness fell, as we walked away" <-----great song! ComeBack Kid made me realize I didnt wanna be in a relationship with Mandy if its always gonna be like this. "I'd rather die than bleed" Final Goodbye <-----Another good song. It sucks how it ended this way. We are both failures for letting it happen though. Maybe the future will hold new meaning for "us"? Or maybe the same meaning but it will work this time? I honestly doubt it but the future is uncertain. I almost kicked Nick(Sans) in the face when we moshed haha. I love how things with my friends seem to be on track. Even Kelly and I seem to get along, not saying that we didnt before but we never really talked much. Things with sXe friends is always good. April 18 is Terror, Remembering Never, The Warriors and Acacia Strain!! I gotta get there early! My sister Arica is goin cause she loves Remembering Never! I'm goin for all but especially goin for Terror! My fav fricken band ever!! Kevin needs to beat Devil May Cry 3 so he can feel my pain! Resident Evil 4 is soo fucking hard on Professional mode! It doesnt take 6 head shots to kill ANYTHING and I mean fucking ANYTHING! Gorillaz suck ass! Just wanna throw that out there! HAHAHHAHA yes, suicide song!! Well I am gonna go listen to my pissed off/makes me happy music.....Terror! Now with the Anchorman shit!
"I wanna be on you"
"Brick, where did you get that grenade"
"I dont know"
"Loud noises!!"
"I heard there periods attract bears. The bears can smell the menstration"
"This is channel 4 news with 5 time emmy anchor Ron Burgundy and Tits McGee"
"Hello, Im Veronic Corningstone. Tits McGee is on vacation"
"I'm Tits Mc....I'm Ron Burgundy"
"Where did you get those clothes? The toilet store?"
Thats all I can remember that people said. Oh, right, look at Tino's face the time right before Ron agrees to eat the poop. It's fricken hilarious. I pointed this out at Ashley's party in Matt's room where Jane was sucking Brians dick soo hard that even I was crying. HAHAHA God im good.
Well thats it for us at Channel 4 news. I'm Ron Burgundy?