DUDE
Happy birthday, favorite fatty of mine! Yes, it is true, today is the esteemed twenty sixth birthday of one Mr. walkerevans. So go wish him good old wishes. In addition to being totally rad, my brother serves to be probably the only man on the face of the planet who has never let me down or disappointed me and seems to know what I need better than just about anyone. So, have a good one, and sorry I couldn't be there.
If you do happen to be in the area and willing to hug him for me, I would appreciate it muchly.
If you do happen to be in the area and willing to hug him for me, I would appreciate it muchly.