Jun 24, 2008 21:37
The hot roommate had to leave early to catch a flight so I ended up waking up at 4:49am to the bathroom light. I tried & failed to go back to sleep. I should have just gotten up & done sit ups or something. Cause I had an awful dream.
The first part I remember was Dan (ex-bf & roommate) being really bummed out, but visiting me and we were walking in the parking lot of the store when 3 guys I used to work with in AOS who I don't really like so much start
yelling stupid shit like "Is that Daaaan," "Ha, that's Danny boy??" in a taunting manner. I was going to yell at them to defend Dan but it was COLD outside. I look down & I am up to my thighs in freezing water with chunks of slush/snow/ice floating by. Why am I wearing these cursed shorts? Dan is in the car so I get in too cause I'm cold, but then water floods the car. It was up to my thighs so naturally it flows in the door when I open it. Dan glares at me & I shrug sheepishly. So we decide to go back to our posh hotel with the Olympic sized swimming pool. We ride the elevator upstairs & it's old & run down & creaky. The further up we go, the smaller Dan gets. When we reach our room, Dan is a 2 foot tall Jimmy Cricket. He's green with a top hat & everything. There is a hole directly in front of the elevator that we have to jump over in order to get to the room. I have to pick Dan up or he will fall down the elevator shaft. We walk to the kitchen & Dan starts to take off his coat & gets hit by some flying bug that dive bombs him & takes off. Its a cockroach. Soon comes another. And another. The air is buzzing with flying roaches & Dan is still getting smaller. He's about 6 inches high when I can finally get to him. I put him in my pocket & slam the kitchen door shut. But our room is craptastic, and there is a gaping hole in the bottom half of the door. The roaches begin to fly in circles, realizing he is gone, whipping themselves into a hunting/ killing frenzy. I know that they will come through that hole in the door in the next 30 seconds and I have no idea what to do.
My alarm goes off.
Could I not just dream about being on a nice beach with sexy people bringing me Margarita's?
dreams,
jimmy cricket.,
dan,
roaches