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Well, I haven't written in awhile... Best write a bunch then...
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Fisrt thing I gotta do though... Pitch the show!
Clue: The Musical
Dinner:
Mar 20, 26, 27 & Apr 3
Dessert:
Mar 19, Apr 1 & 2
Show Only:
Mar 25 & 28
Dinner: Adults $32 Students: $30
Dessert: Adults $20 Students: $17
Show Only: Adults $15 Students: $12
Call 423-2245 for info and tickets..
You can get them at the door, however it's best to call ahead for dinner and dessert.
Chances are shows will sell out, so call soon!
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Now what? Eh, forget about "updating" my two readers on my life. I think I'll write some nonsense:
Today, after rehearsal got out at 10:30, I went to Burger King to get some food. Of course everyone that works at this upscale cuisine institution is about as bright as a brick.
Me>"Can I have a double cheese burger value meal, no pickles, with a large coke, no ice?"
Smarty>"Wha number z'at?"
Me>"It isn't a number."
(Pause)
Smarty>"Wha size?"
Me>"Large."
Smarty>"Anything else?"
(Usually you can check your order on that little monitor, and it didn't show anything...)
Me>"Yep, just no pickles and no ice."
Smarty>"Don worry, I gotchu. Secon winow."
Me>"Thank you."
It didn't suprise any; I went to a BK, in Willimantic. And I gotta hand it to the drive through people: it's gotta suck working at 10:30 on a wednesday night. No worries. (And they did get the order right.)
Not much of a story right? Well...
As I was pulling around to park and enjoy my radioactive fries before I drove home, I wasn't expecting the speed bump, and the large coke slipped from my hand, and became a small coke as it emptied itself in my lap. All I could to was laugh, eat, and drive home in a marsh of a driver seat. I was trying to think of any good that would come from spilling soda on your lap, and the only thing I thought of was you would stick to the seat if you crashed. However, that was spoiled by the thought, if I did crash and the paramedic had to pull my dead corpse from the car, he'll see my wet pants and say to his partner, "Goddamnit Frank! We got another one that pissed himself..." Let's just say that when I got back, it was nice to on some dry clothes. He he he. Oh well.
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):(Begin Tangent):(
I hate direct connect cell phones. There's some drunk chick talking into one on someone's porch. I can hear both people through the wall. Wake up people! They are shitty walkie talkies! Let's review:
- "But, you don't have to dial..." That's what a phone book is for...
- "But, they work coast to coast..." That's what a cell phone is for...
- "But, you instantly connected..." Ha ha ha ha ha ha! It takes 15 seconds on the motorola network...
...and may I remind you that everyone in a 5 mile radius can hear how you were too drunk to drive home and did it anyway, after kissing your best friend, and smoking so much weed that that your couldn't find your hands. Allow me to let you in on a little secret: No one wants to hear about it.
):(End Tangent):(
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Let's close this with another pointless time killing quiz. Pointless, but somehow entertaining... :)
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DRUNK
(X) I NEVER HAVE SMOKED POT
(_) I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX
(X) I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(X) I NEVER CRASHED A FRIEND'S CAR
(X) I'VE NEVER BEEN TO JAPAN
(_) I NEVER RODE IN A TAXI
(X) I NEVER HAD ANAL SEX
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN IN LOVE
(_) I NEVER HAD SEX
(X) I NEVER HAVE HAD SEX IN PUBLIC
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DUMPED
(_) I NEVER SHOPLIFTED
(X) I NEVER HAVE BEEN FIRED
(X) I NEVER BEEN IN A FIST FIGHT
(X) I NEVER HAD A THREESOME
(X) I NEVER SNUCK OUT OF MY PARENT'S HOUSE
(X) I NEVER BEEN TIED UP (SEXUALLY)
(X) I NEVER BEEN CAUGHT MASTURBATING
(X) I NEVER PISSED ON MYSELF
(X) I NEVER HAD SEX WITH A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(X) I NEVER BEEN ARRESTED
(X) I NEVER MADE OUT WITH A STRANGER
(_) I NEVER STOLE SOMETHING FROM MY JOB
(X) I NEVER CELEBRATED NEW YEARS IN TIME SQUARE
(_) I NEVER WENT ON A BLIND DATE
(_) I NEVER LIED TO A FRIEND
(X) I NEVER HAD A CRUSH ON A TEACHER
(X) I NEVER CELEBRATED MARDI-GRAS IN NEW ORLEANS
(_) I NEVER BEEN TO EUROPE
(_) I NEVER SKIPPED SCHOOL
(X) I NEVER SLEPT WITH A CO-WORKER
(X) I NEVER CUT MYSELF ON PURPOSE
(X) I NEVER HAD SEX AT THE OFFICE
(X) I'VE NEVER BEEN MARRIED
(X) I'VE NEVER BEEN DIVORCED
(X) I NEVER HAD SEX WITH MORE THAN ONE PERSON WITHIN THE SAME WEEK
(X) I NEVER HAVE POSED NUDE
(X) I NEVER GOT SOMEONE DRUNK JUST TO HAVE SEX WITH THEM
(X) I NEVER KILLED ANYONE OR ANYTHING
(_) I NEVER HAD ORAL SEX
(X) I NEVER RECEIVED SCARS FROM MY SEX PARTNER
(X) I NEVER HAVE COMMITTED A FELONY
(X) I NEVER WENT TO AN ANIME CONVENTION
(X) I NEVER MET A FAMOUS CELEBRITY
(X) I NEVER MET ANYONE INTERESTING AT A PARK
(_) I NEVER WATCHED PORN
(X) I NEVER ATE MY OWN OR ANYONE ELSES DEFICATION
(_) I NEVER MADE A MISTAKE
(X) I NEVER BROKE A BONE
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Well, that was interesting.
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Fisrt thing I gotta do though... Pitch the show!
Clue: The Musical
Dinner:
Mar 20, 26, 27 & Apr 3
Dessert:
Mar 19, Apr 1 & 2
Show Only:
Mar 25 & 28
Dinner: Adults $32 Students: $30
Dessert: Adults $20 Students: $17
Show Only: Adults $15 Students: $12
Call 423-2245 for info and tickets..
You can get them at the door, however it's best to call ahead for dinner and dessert.
Chances are shows will sell out, so call soon!
---
Now what? Eh, forget about "updating" my two readers on my life. I think I'll write some nonsense:
Today, after rehearsal got out at 10:30, I went to Burger King to get some food. Of course everyone that works at this upscale cuisine institution is about as bright as a brick.
Me>"Can I have a double cheese burger value meal, no pickles, with a large coke, no ice?"
Smarty>"Wha number z'at?"
Me>"It isn't a number."
(Pause)
Smarty>"Wha size?"
Me>"Large."
Smarty>"Anything else?"
(Usually you can check your order on that little monitor, and it didn't show anything...)
Me>"Yep, just no pickles and no ice."
Smarty>"Don worry, I gotchu. Secon winow."
Me>"Thank you."
It didn't suprise any; I went to a BK, in Willimantic. And I gotta hand it to the drive through people: it's gotta suck working at 10:30 on a wednesday night. No worries. (And they did get the order right.)
Not much of a story right? Well...
As I was pulling around to park and enjoy my radioactive fries before I drove home, I wasn't expecting the speed bump, and the large coke slipped from my hand, and became a small coke as it emptied itself in my lap. All I could to was laugh, eat, and drive home in a marsh of a driver seat. I was trying to think of any good that would come from spilling soda on your lap, and the only thing I thought of was you would stick to the seat if you crashed. However, that was spoiled by the thought, if I did crash and the paramedic had to pull my dead corpse from the car, he'll see my wet pants and say to his partner, "Goddamnit Frank! We got another one that pissed himself..." Let's just say that when I got back, it was nice to on some dry clothes. He he he. Oh well.
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):(Begin Tangent):(
I hate direct connect cell phones. There's some drunk chick talking into one on someone's porch. I can hear both people through the wall. Wake up people! They are shitty walkie talkies! Let's review:
- "But, you don't have to dial..." That's what a phone book is for...
- "But, they work coast to coast..." That's what a cell phone is for...
- "But, you instantly connected..." Ha ha ha ha ha ha! It takes 15 seconds on the motorola network...
...and may I remind you that everyone in a 5 mile radius can hear how you were too drunk to drive home and did it anyway, after kissing your best friend, and smoking so much weed that that your couldn't find your hands. Allow me to let you in on a little secret: No one wants to hear about it.
):(End Tangent):(
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Let's close this with another pointless time killing quiz. Pointless, but somehow entertaining... :)
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DRUNK
(X) I NEVER HAVE SMOKED POT
(_) I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX
(X) I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(X) I NEVER CRASHED A FRIEND'S CAR
(X) I'VE NEVER BEEN TO JAPAN
(_) I NEVER RODE IN A TAXI
(X) I NEVER HAD ANAL SEX
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN IN LOVE
(_) I NEVER HAD SEX
(X) I NEVER HAVE HAD SEX IN PUBLIC
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DUMPED
(_) I NEVER SHOPLIFTED
(X) I NEVER HAVE BEEN FIRED
(X) I NEVER BEEN IN A FIST FIGHT
(X) I NEVER HAD A THREESOME
(X) I NEVER SNUCK OUT OF MY PARENT'S HOUSE
(X) I NEVER BEEN TIED UP (SEXUALLY)
(X) I NEVER BEEN CAUGHT MASTURBATING
(X) I NEVER PISSED ON MYSELF
(X) I NEVER HAD SEX WITH A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(X) I NEVER BEEN ARRESTED
(X) I NEVER MADE OUT WITH A STRANGER
(_) I NEVER STOLE SOMETHING FROM MY JOB
(X) I NEVER CELEBRATED NEW YEARS IN TIME SQUARE
(_) I NEVER WENT ON A BLIND DATE
(_) I NEVER LIED TO A FRIEND
(X) I NEVER HAD A CRUSH ON A TEACHER
(X) I NEVER CELEBRATED MARDI-GRAS IN NEW ORLEANS
(_) I NEVER BEEN TO EUROPE
(_) I NEVER SKIPPED SCHOOL
(X) I NEVER SLEPT WITH A CO-WORKER
(X) I NEVER CUT MYSELF ON PURPOSE
(X) I NEVER HAD SEX AT THE OFFICE
(X) I'VE NEVER BEEN MARRIED
(X) I'VE NEVER BEEN DIVORCED
(X) I NEVER HAD SEX WITH MORE THAN ONE PERSON WITHIN THE SAME WEEK
(X) I NEVER HAVE POSED NUDE
(X) I NEVER GOT SOMEONE DRUNK JUST TO HAVE SEX WITH THEM
(X) I NEVER KILLED ANYONE OR ANYTHING
(_) I NEVER HAD ORAL SEX
(X) I NEVER RECEIVED SCARS FROM MY SEX PARTNER
(X) I NEVER HAVE COMMITTED A FELONY
(X) I NEVER WENT TO AN ANIME CONVENTION
(X) I NEVER MET A FAMOUS CELEBRITY
(X) I NEVER MET ANYONE INTERESTING AT A PARK
(_) I NEVER WATCHED PORN
(X) I NEVER ATE MY OWN OR ANYONE ELSES DEFICATION
(_) I NEVER MADE A MISTAKE
(X) I NEVER BROKE A BONE
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Well, that was interesting.