[ Accidental Video ] Where in blue-blazes are we?
[ the feed turns on--the screen is filled with Candyland Somarium, and the scenery swinging back and forth while in someone's hand. But then the voices begin. ]
--bunch of candy, no pearly gates, no halo, no wings... I feel gipped. There should at least some clouds here, if not made of fairy floss.
[ there's a small bit of snickering heard after the English accent voice, followed by another of almost the same pitch. ] I don't think its all that bad. At least if you're here... and I'm here... this can't possibly be, you know...
Y' gonna go and blubber on me again? We'll have enough tears to make ten bottles of our next best-seller-- [ the screen is moved up, and a certain puffy eyed, red-headed twin stares into it curiously, George, the other, Fred beside him with his arms outstretched. both of them sport roughly the same hairstyle--their red hair is down and just a bit above the shoulders, resting against their cheeks at the sides. ] Tears of Love. Hmm... what would it be for?
[ there's a bit of a pause and the sound of their feet hitting the ground as they walk. ] ...You know those tales mum used to tell us all when we were kids? Tears of love healing the dead, curing the blind... hah! An all-purpose remedy for--
--Curses, hexes, and other nasty bits!
Tears of Love--If you can't have it all, cure it all! Also cures diarrhea.
[ there's a bit of silence, before Fred gives a grin. ]
...Brilliant.
[ a bit more walking, and companionable silence. ]
...I could use some more Tears of Love right now. Maybe it'd help in finding out where the bloody hell we are.
We're in Candyland, where else?
...Shut up. Be serious.
Part of me is serious. But if not Candyland... where else?
[ another pause. There's no answer--maybe you can answer, Somarium? Both Fred and George will have the pleasure of answering.]
--bunch of candy, no pearly gates, no halo, no wings... I feel gipped. There should at least some clouds here, if not made of fairy floss.
[ there's a small bit of snickering heard after the English accent voice, followed by another of almost the same pitch. ] I don't think its all that bad. At least if you're here... and I'm here... this can't possibly be, you know...
Y' gonna go and blubber on me again? We'll have enough tears to make ten bottles of our next best-seller-- [ the screen is moved up, and a certain puffy eyed, red-headed twin stares into it curiously, George, the other, Fred beside him with his arms outstretched. both of them sport roughly the same hairstyle--their red hair is down and just a bit above the shoulders, resting against their cheeks at the sides. ] Tears of Love. Hmm... what would it be for?
[ there's a bit of a pause and the sound of their feet hitting the ground as they walk. ] ...You know those tales mum used to tell us all when we were kids? Tears of love healing the dead, curing the blind... hah! An all-purpose remedy for--
--Curses, hexes, and other nasty bits!
Tears of Love--If you can't have it all, cure it all! Also cures diarrhea.
[ there's a bit of silence, before Fred gives a grin. ]
...Brilliant.
[ a bit more walking, and companionable silence. ]
...I could use some more Tears of Love right now. Maybe it'd help in finding out where the bloody hell we are.
We're in Candyland, where else?
...Shut up. Be serious.
Part of me is serious. But if not Candyland... where else?
[ another pause. There's no answer--maybe you can answer, Somarium? Both Fred and George will have the pleasure of answering.]