I totally just got your awsome letter! I am listening to the CD, and the photos are already displayed on the door, next to my roommates idiotic plethora of party pictures. I totally hung out with that guy Theodore Sweeney, and he is just dreamy. I mean thats kind of a joke, but kind of literal, because if I was going to dream of the perfect nerdy liberal to save me from my friendlessness, he would closely resemble this man. So yeah, dreamy. I also hung out with the Pantomime champion of Oregon last night, and she is also dreamy, but in a different way. In a fat n' funny way. But I know what you would say in response to this void I am trying to fill, so just don't say it (I mean seriously, don't, this is the world wide web). I am not so ahead anymore, but still owning this motherfucka. I will write more but I have some work to do in the moment.
"Dreamy Sweeney" is not a perfect rhyme, but it kind of works. I think that its called "assonance" (poetry class). But just so things are clear, I am not actually obsessed with this guy, he is just the only person I have met who truly understands why I haven't made friends in my dorm, and that means so much to me. Oh gad you just have no idea.
Excuse me for being un-intellectual, but the term assonance makes me want to giggle. I like "Dreamy Sweeney" actually; I'll use that from now on. Clear on obession Grace, don't worry, I've got it down.
I totally hung out with that guy Theodore Sweeney, and he is just dreamy. I mean thats kind of a joke, but kind of literal, because if I was going to dream of the perfect nerdy liberal to save me from my friendlessness, he would closely resemble this man. So yeah, dreamy. I also hung out with the Pantomime champion of Oregon last night, and she is also dreamy, but in a different way. In a fat n' funny way. But I know what you would say in response to this void I am trying to fill, so just don't say it (I mean seriously, don't, this is the world wide web).
I am not so ahead anymore, but still owning this motherfucka. I will write more but I have some work to do in the moment.
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Since Theodore's so dreamy I should probably stop calling him Swiney. Anyone named Theodore Swiney couldn't be anything but a nerdy liberal.
Now I have to got off because I've got a massive to do list to take care of.
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