That probably wasn't gum, it rhymes with gum, but is not gum
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In April I put gum in svadisthana's hair (-12 points). Last Friday I didn't flush (-1 points). Last Saturday I punched litehousekeeper in the arm (-10 points). Last month I ruled Canada as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In August I gave stephie13 a kidney (1000 points).
Overall, I've been nice (1677 points). For Christmas I deserve a toy train!
Sincerely,
guerrillapete