Ready... Aim... INSANITY.
(I won't promise these are good, they're off the top of my head...)
Women are like ... Immodium... You never seem to be able to go on time anymore.
Women are like... Cheese... First you have to let them age just so, then after a certain point, the older they get, the less you want to eat them.
Women are like... weekends... 40 hours of work for two hours of play and 22 hours of maintenance.
Women are like... Tornados... Incredible to look at until you're in the way.
Women are like... Fireplaces... They'll keep you warm, but burn your house down if you're not careful.
Women are like... Doughnuts... Most of 'em are empty between the sweetness.
Women are like... Documentaries... Full of information you should probably know, but can't figure out why you should care.
Women are like... Flower Shops... Beautiful, but irritating and expensive.
Women are like... Penny Stocks... You never know if your investment will go under.
Women are like... Tighty Whities... They'll keep your balls from contacting foreign substances.
Women are like... Food Fights... They're only fun when they're dirty and something got stained.
Women are like... Cop car flashers... By the time you see the warning signs, it's too late.
Women are like... A 9 iron... Neither of 'em can drive.
Women are like... gold thieves... both think they can get the bar for free.
Women are like ... Immodium... You never seem to be able to go on time anymore.
Women are like... Cheese... First you have to let them age just so, then after a certain point, the older they get, the less you want to eat them.
Women are like... weekends... 40 hours of work for two hours of play and 22 hours of maintenance.
Women are like... Tornados... Incredible to look at until you're in the way.
Women are like... Fireplaces... They'll keep you warm, but burn your house down if you're not careful.
Women are like... Doughnuts... Most of 'em are empty between the sweetness.
Women are like... Documentaries... Full of information you should probably know, but can't figure out why you should care.
Women are like... Flower Shops... Beautiful, but irritating and expensive.
Women are like... Penny Stocks... You never know if your investment will go under.
Women are like... Tighty Whities... They'll keep your balls from contacting foreign substances.
Women are like... Food Fights... They're only fun when they're dirty and something got stained.
Women are like... Cop car flashers... By the time you see the warning signs, it's too late.
Women are like... A 9 iron... Neither of 'em can drive.
Women are like... gold thieves... both think they can get the bar for free.