Daily Insanity
I'm apparently in the mood for parodies lately... they won't shaddup back on channel 4
On a long summer's evenin',
on a train bound for nowhere,
I met up with the hamburgler,
we were both to hungry to sleep.
So we took turns a chewing
on an old piece of rawhide,
till starvation overtook us
and he began to speak.
He said, Rabble rabble rabbblllle...
Rabble rabble rabbblbblbblll.
Rabble rabble rabble.
Rubble rabble rub.
So I handed him my peanuts,
and he looked at 'em with disdain.
Then he bummed my coca cola,
and asked me for a straw.
And the night got deathly quiet,
and his face lost all expression,
Said, if you're gonna steal the burger,
ya gotta dodge the clown.
Ya gotta know when they're to hot,
know when they're to cold,
know when to hide 'em,
and know when to run.
Always watch for big red shoes,
or big purple bouncers,
You can eat what you've stolen,
when the fries are done...
On a long summer's evenin',
on a train bound for nowhere,
I met up with the hamburgler,
we were both to hungry to sleep.
So we took turns a chewing
on an old piece of rawhide,
till starvation overtook us
and he began to speak.
He said, Rabble rabble rabbblllle...
Rabble rabble rabbblbblbblll.
Rabble rabble rabble.
Rubble rabble rub.
So I handed him my peanuts,
and he looked at 'em with disdain.
Then he bummed my coca cola,
and asked me for a straw.
And the night got deathly quiet,
and his face lost all expression,
Said, if you're gonna steal the burger,
ya gotta dodge the clown.
Ya gotta know when they're to hot,
know when they're to cold,
know when to hide 'em,
and know when to run.
Always watch for big red shoes,
or big purple bouncers,
You can eat what you've stolen,
when the fries are done...