Jan 09, 2009 21:30
i'm in a state of perpetual bliss and i want an oreo cookie. i don't feel like putting capitals at the beginning of words and i want to jump from the eiffel tower to see what my hair looks like when i magically turn upright two inches before my feet land perfectly flat on the ground.
i think my finger is going to fall off, when i turn on my right side i feel like i'm dying because my heart presses up against my sternum what the HELL is wrong with me hahaha. erm... other then that, i totally want to take riverdancing lessons, i want to carry a bucket of rice on my head and i want to see if i can pull that stunt yunho did with his finger without breaking it. i'm magical like a leprechaun and my name is cooodeeee. i skip down highschool hallways on easter and college hallways on christmas to see if anyone will rob me for my gigantic pot of gold.
i think chicago would be twenty times prettier if it were made of beads, icicles, and lights and i think dogs should all own imacs. wii's and i-pods should merge to form wii-pods and then we'd have wii-pod fitness machines. if i could cartwheel down stairs, i'd be so badass. if i was a vampire like edward i would kiss changmin right on the eyelid because he couldn't kill me because i couldn't die. i'm not ticklish so don't touch my feet i might kick you in the face. ankles are the pretties part of the body and shoes cover up the feet because i think feet are gross.
shrek is my hombre and i totally pushed humpty dumpty off the damn wall because he was talking smack about jaejoong. we had a riot and all the kings horses got taken out with my ultimate skills of magical ass-whooooperrry. i sparkle when placed in the sunlight and edward aint got nothing on me. jacob looks like pocahontas and bella: off with her head. i'll cut it off with my toe or my sternum because my heart is like 'bur-rump-bubump-bump'
so roygbiv's totally by bff and he dances, on occasion, and makes amazing things happen. my fingers make music and have a manager and are under sm entertainment with the best of 'em. they work all day and all night and tap slick ass beats for the world to hear. i'm impressed. they also make me eat salsa with my taco pizzzzaaaas. i like to party with the jungle animals and they lend me their trees so that i can put on my loin cloth and swing from branch to branch. terrifying, i know. blueberries keep me dreaming about rabbits and monos are monkeys in spanish and boy are they cute but is that red ass a defect and where can i get one? what is racecar spelled backwards? it's obviously amazing duh! i get high on h2o and then don't know what happened because i've been reincarnated as a sqirgle. squirgles and squirrels are the same thing, they're brothers because i am one with my cherry tree outside and they climb on me so i break my limbs and say, 'gtfo, hobos' and then i grow apples.
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Freewriting is crazy. I have no clue what the hell I'm even talking about. XD My English teacher told me to try it. He said it's good for the mind and spirit to release a string of words no matter which direction they go in to see where your mind takes you. but I think I'm just gunna scare people and it's CRAZY! I don't even know where that shit ('scuse my French, no offense) about being Codddeeee came from. Don't remember thinking about that. 0_0 - I think I'm subconciously crazy. Damn. Someone else should try and it so that I don't feel all alone.
what would i do with my mouth?,
if i didn't ramble