Dear Children
It has come to the attention of those concerned, that you have gained access to this journal. Yes, girls I know you have come here know. Here's the thing, it honestly doesn't bother me that much, and if my words entertain you, then by all means be entertained. Do not flatter yourselves into thinking you understand these words, because sadly these were written for a very specific, a very select audience; as such, your ability to comprehend will be limited at best. Have a go at it, if you please, many entries are already missing, and with a lack of context...guessing has its perks I suppose. As a tantilizer, this journal goes even further back then the last one you cleverly uncovered, in fact, this one goes back to my sophomore year. Yet, I have to say, during that time I was as stupid is as humanely possible. Read with a fine toothed comb, if you read at all, you might learn something.
Arrivederci,
Marvin
Arrivederci,
Marvin