The Thrill of Defeat, Part Three

[guardians_song]

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[sarajayechan]

Guardian’s Song: Well, here we have a guy genuinely nervous, awkward, and concerned that he won’t be much good, since he’s never done it before. Well, I’d say that’s fairly realistic and unlike cheap romance, and that I’m honestly glad that he cares (since I suspect that’s rarer than anyone would like to admit). It’s sweet, and even though he probably WON’T be much good the first time, at least he’ll likely get better at it as time goes on, since he knows he needs to improve in the first place and is willing to try.
Now, watch all of that go out the window as they have absolutely perfect sex on their first try.

Sad, but true. D: I admit, I've yet to write a "first time" fic where the sex was genuinely bad, but the last thing it should be is ~perfect~.

[guardians_song]

Sad, but true. D: I admit, I've yet to write a "first time" fic where the sex was genuinely bad, but the last thing it should be is ~perfect~.
Especially when you've just harped on how it's probably not going to be perfect. *sigh*

[sarajayechan]

Cori just likes to have her cake and eat it too.

[guardians_song]

And then shove it down the readers' throats. :|

[indongcho]

Letter: We, the Lickitung Rights Association, are suing the Team Rocket members known only as “Tom” and “Jerry” for severe defamation of character and libel/slander (typed dialogue should really count as both). The defendants have insinuated that Lickitungs are unwilling and unable to control their insatiable hung- *the rest of the letter is unreadable due to copious amounts of drool*

::is laughing head off::

::coughs:: Jerry, Tom? You miiiight want to avoid the Lickitungs from now on ;p

Also, computer program sex? xD xD I am now imagining an AI thinking of sex like that. How...romantic? I guess if anyone makes an AI Vocaloid this is what their sex will look like? /suddenly wants a vocaloid song about computer-sex

[guardians_song]

::coughs:: Jerry, Tom? You miiiight want to avoid the Lickitungs from now on ;p
It depends on how many tongues go waggling about in any given sex scene... :P

Also, computer program sex? xD xD I am now imagining an AI thinking of sex like that. How...romantic? I guess if anyone makes an AI Vocaloid this is what their sex will look like? /suddenly wants a vocaloid song about computer-sex
There probably is one... I mean, when there's a song called "Every Time I Come Home, My Wife Pretends To Be Dead", there's bound to be a Vocaloid song about anything, right? :P

Glad you're enjoying the sporking!

[indongcho]

There is?! XD I usually only listen to songs by the girl Vocaloids (I know, big surprise), so I actually haven't even heard of that one. Although, I think I've listened to if not most then a decent amount of the computer-themed Vocaloid songs out there, and I haven't heard one dealing with computer-sex...

;:coughs:: I miiiight have a huge thing for Vocaloid songs dealing with computer/AI themes. It just...works in a way that it wouldn't if a human were singing it.

.... /needs a vocaloid icon

I always enjoy your sporkings! This is the most I've laughed in ages :)

[guardians_song]

Here's a version with Miku: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LcP9HSa9lk4

I bet it does! I usually listen to Kagamine songs, though, because I got into Vocaloid via a Matryoshka vid linked on a Tumblr, then link-wandered over to a version of Servant of Evil... and you can guess what happened next. :P Uh, yeah, I'm a really bad Vocaloid fan, though. I haven't even listened to all of the Seven Deadly Sins series. *sigh*

Thank you! :D Glad I could make you laugh!

[supernova20005]

main()
do giggle
goto jamesembrace
writhe body
if james_caress_sides true
output moaning_low
endif
if james_remove_skirt true
bite lip
output moaning_low
if skirt_past_hips true
kick skirt
endif
endif
james_pants_state == jessie_skirt_state
end

That may have actually been a better romance story, you know.

[guardians_song]

Less purple, surely. >_>

[terra1994]

I burst out laughing at the computer program sex. It's certainly better than the actual fic.