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Hogwarts Exposed Chapter 23: Part 1 of 2

May 04, 2009 02:14

Signs you may be reading FAR too much badfic: you read The Black Heir through in its entirety to recharge for a spork. (Admittedly, I'm planning to "remix" it. Still.)
Anyway!
[LJ is going NUTS on me. I'm posting this before Mozilla crashes and destroys it all, so - if it needs editing, that's why.]

CHAPTER TWENTY-THREE

THE SEER

Jamie ( Read more... )

hogwarts exposed, spork, harry potter

Comments 4

marynyu May 4 2009, 15:12:09 UTC

"There's a reason why sex-ed classes include teaching kids that parenthood is NOT fun and games. Apparently, some teenagers ARE dumb enough, without proper education, to think it's a GOOD thing to get pregnant..."

Aaand you just gave me flashbacks to a 17 year old patient of mine, who along with her 17 year old boyfriend decided to STOP taking her birth-control pills because she WANTED to have a baby. They thought it was romantic. They were both seniors, still in highschool. Now, as a med-intern, at the time I wasn't supossed to lecture, but... yeah, I still fail to see the romance in that situation.

On a completley unrelated note: I LOVE YOUR DUMBLEDORE!!! Yes, he's the smug bastard of Hogwarts, not some little twerp in lether pants!!

guardians_song May 5 2009, 03:01:41 UTC

Oh, Lordy.

And yes, Albus is made of win. :) I do love the smug bastard. *cheers* Down with Draco! Hooray for Dumbledore! :D

kermit_thefrog May 4 2009, 17:44:44 UTC

*Bursts in wielding straight razors*

THEY AAAAAAAAALLLL DESERRRRRRVE TO DIIIIEEEEEE!!!

*Starts slashing throats left, right and center*

NO WONDER SWEENEY GOT ADDICTED TO THIS! IT'S SO CATHARTIC!

....Am I the only one who is wishing to high freaking Heaven that somebody would write revenge-fic about a beauty-shop owner in Hogsmeade who offers bikini waxes to the Slutty Sues of HE, and then proceeds to kill them when they take her up on it?

It would give new meaning to "the closest shave you'll ever know."

DO IT. PLEASE. SOMEBODY.

guardians_song May 5 2009, 03:09:12 UTC

I SECOND THAT MOTION. UTTERLY.

:) Well, you and Mervin are the ones with Sweeney Todd expertise... goodness knows people are beginning to talk like Mrs. Lovett, with all the "me Mr. Ward"s and all... ;)