I'm copy and pasting this under the assumption that both of the people in this convo are guys. =WIN
(314): U should come over 2nite
(1-314): $$$$
(314): R u crazy I am offended
(1-314): We totally had this conversation already
(314): Ur totally a homosexual or either delusional
(1-314): Neither, well maybe the 2nd one a little but def not gay. Plus, you agreed last night
(314): First of all that wasn't last night and secondly I never agreed
(1-314): Yeah you did
(314): No I told u were crazy and to shut up about it cuz its not happening. Xanax clouds the memory
(1-314): No sex then.
(314): Y would you act like that esp after u really hurt my feelings by insulting me the last time I saw you
(1-314): Sorry for hurting your feelings, but you did agree. You even gave me 5 bucks to seal the agreement
(314): Yeah I gave u 5 bucks to bribe u into doin it right then doesn't mean I agreed to pay u from then on
(314): I cannot even believe we are having this conversation, r u crazy?
(314): Soo when r u gonna come over?
(1-314): $$$$$
(314): How do u figure I shud pay you for something u enjoy doing to? Im waiting to hear your rational answer
(1-314): Because people search a lifetime to get paid for what they love doing, especially when they are good at it. I…
(1-314): Im really good at making you orgasm, so why not get paid like al other professionals that are being paid good
(1-314): Did I mention doctors, lawyers, and oh yeah NURSEs
(314): U have an orgasm too did u forget
(314): Ur crazy
(1-314): I make you have multiple, and secondly the reciprocation of pleasure does not negate payment
(1-314): You always say how you don't have to worry about money, due to your dad. Why is such a big deal
(314): Cuz it makes me feel lowwwww
(1-314): All lot of things people low. Don't do it if you don't feel its right and its immoral
(314): R u fucking serious
(314): Give me the dick nowwwww