So I've recently and endlessly been entertaining myself via somethingawful. And now you can too! 8D
http://nrocket.com/f/f.cgi/110000A/http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?s=0ece780d1a522df9eab4df4990c5252c&threadid=711267&pagenumber=1 The inspiring script
http://www.somethingawful.com/automaticturban/junk/fzero.mp3 The sound file (mp3)
Best if both are used in tandem, and I would recommend that you either use headphones or listen in a private setting.
Now laugh 'til it hurts!!!