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by limitedbythesky
guardguy2007's LJ New Year Party (Now At Least 10% Politically Correct!)
Started : 01st January 2006 01:29:36 AM
Ended : 01st January 2006 04:05:18 PM
Alco Money! : $ 226
Guests of Honour
alliemoo88 is a spiteful Taoist. alliemoo88 drank 1 Mint Julep.
guardguy2007 is a neurotic Liberal Christian. guardguy2007 decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
wench927 is a desponent Buddhist. wench927 drank 16 Rums, 3 Brandys.
ox0amandaoxo is a paranoid Taoist and a full-time Barney Gumble impersonator. ox0amandaoxo drank 2 Kahluas.
_goblinmarket is a happy-go-lucky Buddhist and the worlds worst would-be bar manager. _goblinmarket drank 5 Tequilas, 2 Mint Juleps.
crazyhank4 is a crestfallen Agnostic. crazyhank4 drank 9 White Wines, 1 Aligator Bite.
ty185301 is a bummed out Atheist. ty185301 drank 8 Pilsners.
eastsideballer is a radiant Wiccan. eastsideballer drank 4 Rums, 3 Everclears, 3 Brandys, 5 Sherrys, 3 Red Wines, 1 Absinthe, 1 Sambucca.
tadziobermi is an insecure Buddhist. tadziobermi drank 4 Ciders.
Sick!
Oh what a beautiful morning! Oh what a beautiful day! Some bastards puked on the ceiling! wench927, crazyhank4, eastsideballer had better stay out of guardguy2007's way!
Lovers
OMG, who would have THUNK it? It seems as though ox0amandaoxo and _goblinmarket have finally made their feelings known for each other and in style!
The Drunkest
Here eastsideballer mate!! This substance is water. It doesnt have the best taste, but if you drunk more of it you wouldnt be so ratarsed all the time.
Random Events
wench927 new livejournal handle is wench927_is_a_rotten_old_drunk.
Contrary to popular belief crazyhank4 firmly assured the room that they have never considered following "Reindeer Blowing" as a proper career.
Happy New Year!
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