I need to exercise more
I kinda wish Yahoo wouldn't keep putting their "Don't eat This" sections on the homepage. Pretty soon I won't be able to eat any of my favorite dishes at restaurants without feeling like a tub of lard. Not that eat much at restaurants anyway, but I did not need to know that the favorite restaurant of everyone back home is public enemy #1. *sigh* Then again, this column would probably black list half of Puerto Rican food, because we fry everything. Ah, the vestiges of an age when people were actually moving all day and not withering in a cubicle slowly dying from capitalism inertia. You remember me calling an office job my nightmare job? I was right. I don't even have a window! I feel like I'm drowning if I can't see the outside world.