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I was going to make a serious discussion post and a poll about parenthood, anticonceptives, children, abortion etc because I've seen a lot of posts recently on my f-list about it and it's interesting but I realised that I don't know the english words for most anticonceptives (and "that round plastic thing you put into your vagina" just sounds bad. ROTFL!)

So instead of this, the

LJ AWARDS NOMINATIONS!

Ok, easy thing. You just nominate anybody for any of these cathegories by commenting here. You can nominate till THREE people for a cathegory. You can nominate yourself, but only for lame cathegories *lol*

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- Most likely to rant about Twilight
- Most likely to pimp a good book (see Asoiaf or others :P)
- Most likely to post porn
- Most likely to be the next US President
- Most artistic
- Most corrupted by college life
- Most fashionable
- Most Dorkiest
- Most likely to tempt you to the dark side
- Most likely to comment with three words or less
- Meme whore
- Grammar whore
- Biggest chocolate addict
- Most interesting entries
- Most boring entries
- Most dazzling
- Prettiest picspams
- Best polls
- Most addicted to contests
- Most likely to have a horcrux
- Most likely to defriend you
- Most likely to change their layout
- Most likely to change their icons
- Coolest icons
- Most likely to make drinl (drunk) posts
- Most likely to have a life
- Most likely to have no life
- Biggest fangirl/fanboy
- Most likely to have a weird fetish
- Most missed
- Most Likely to Be a Robot
- Most Hilarious
- Craziest
- Most Likely to Be Extremely Hairy
- Most Badass
- Most likely to make you hungry
- Most likely to choose Pirates
- Most likely to choose Ninjas
- Biggest DRAMZ Queen/King
- Most corrupted by LOLSpeak
- Most EVOLEST!
- Most likely to pimp anything that comes in their way
- Most dazzled (as opposted to dazzling)
- Spam whore
- Quality spam whore
- Most likely to take over LJ
- Most likely to take over LJ and be a russian in disguise
- Most likely to be a cat lover in disguise
- Most likely to be a dog lover in disguise
- Most likely to be a pet.
- Most likely to wear pink.
- Most likely to secretly love Bella
- Most likely to secretly wish s/he were Bella
- Most likely to tell you the aweful truth without anesthesia
- Most likely to use the same icon for every post
- MOST LIKELY TO MAKE A FANDOM POST

And I will take this as an opportunity to CAMPAIGN for myself:

I'm TWICE WINNER of MOST BORING LJ and I fully plan on maintaining that title. Please visit my fascinating FOOD TAG or read the complete transcription of my Anti Elf Slavery Speech.

I'd also like to point out that regarding pimping good books, a few have read A song of Ice and Fire and to cite taperoo2k here: "One of the best fantasy series read in past times". deichrodler has already made lots of icons of it. And I NEVER EVER pimped Twilight.