sex is finger food
animals don't wash their hands
so why should we?
pass me the tub of yogurt
bring me the graham crackers
i don't need a spoon
i want to dip like this
i want to dip like that
and lick it off my fingers
one thing
yesterday was entirley lazy. i skipped out on church so i could clean the apartment.
i got under the garbage can and sprayed and wiped everything down. we were starting to have a fly problem and i think it's because the garbage can was growing a black mold. it's easy to have a bug problem when you have to many people living in a small place. you have to clean every day.
i went over to wendy's to play some music but she was feeling rather moody, too. also, her basement was flooding. that was bad news. so when she wasn't showing the plummer around the house, she was pretty much lying in bed. after a while, i got the sense to leave.
when i came home, i couldn't think of anything better to do than pull whitney into bed and listen to modest mouse, nada surf and mogwai.
at 10pm, peaby opened the door.
"put your clothes back on!" whitney said.
"are you having sex?" peaby asked.
we wern't. we were just sitting around and making fun. peaby wanted to say goodbye before she ran off back to france. i'll miss that silly french girl and all the fun we had.
thismorning, whitney suggested that i just stay in bed all day. tiffany or josh could sponge bath me and i whitney would run all my personal errands for the day. but ultamatley, i had to decline. i had to check my myspace.
thought of the day: i love catherine wheel
some bullshit:
X your confessions
[ ] I am bisexual
[ ] I am homosexual
[ ] I've run away from home
[ ] I listen to political music.
[ ] I collect comic books.
[ ] I shut others out when I'm sad
[X] I open up to others easily
[ ] I am keeping a secret from the world
[ ] I watch the news
[ ] I own over 5 rap CDs
[ ] I own something from Hot Topic
[ ]I love Disney movies
[X] I am a sucker for eyes
[X] I don't kill bugs
[X] I curse regularly.
[ ] I have "x"s in my screen name.
[ ] I've slipped out a "lol" in a real conversation.
[ ] I love Spam
[ ] I bake well
[X] I would wear pajamas to school.
[X] I have owned something from Abercrombie
[ ] I have a job
[X] I love Martha Stewart.
[X] I am in love/like with someone.
[ ] I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS
[X] I am self conscious.
[X] I like to laugh.
[ ] I smoke a pack a day.
[X] I loved Go Ask Alice.
[ ] I have cough drops when I'm not sick.
[ ] I can't swallow pills.
[X] I have many scars
[X] I've been out of this country
[ ] I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room
[ ] I am really ticklish.
[X]I love chocolate.
[ ] I bite my nails.
[X] I am comfortable with being me.
[X] I play computer games/video games when I'm bored
[X] Gotten lost in the city
[X] Saw a shooting star.
[ ] I had a serious Surgery.
[X] Gone out in public in your pajamas
[X] I have kissed a stranger.
[X] Hugged a stranger.
[X] been in a fist fight with the same sex.
[X] Been arrested.
[ ] Laughed and had milk/soda come out of your nose.
[X]Pushed all the buttons on an elevator
[X]Made out in an elevator.
[X] Swore at your parents.
[X] Kicked a guy where it hurts.
[ ] Been skydiving...
[ ] Been bungee jumping.
[X] Broken a bone.
[X] Played spin the bottle.
[X] Gotten stitches
[ ] Drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
[X] Bitten someone.
[ ] Been to Niagara Falls.
[X] Gotten the chicken pox.
[X] Crashed into a car
[ ] Been to Japan
[X] Ridden in a taxi.
[X] Shoplifted.
[X] Been fired.
[X] had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.
[X] Stole something from your job.
[X] Gone on a blind date.
[X] Had a crush on a teacher/coach.
[ ] Celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
[X] Been to Europe.
[X] Slept with a co-worker.
[ ] Been married
[ ] Gotten divorced.
[X]Saw someone/something dying.
[X] Driven over 400 miles in one day.
[X] Been to Canada.
[X] Been on a plane.
[X] Seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
[X] Thrown up in a bar.
[X] Eaten Sushi.
[ ] Been snowboarding.
[ ] Been skiing.
[X] Been ice skating.
[X] Met someone in person from the internet.
[ ] been to a motocross show.
[X] Going to or have gone to college.
[ ] Done hard drugs
[X] Taken painkillers.
[X] Cheated on someone else
{X} took advantage of a homeless man for cheap labour
pass this on with your own confessions
so why should we?
pass me the tub of yogurt
bring me the graham crackers
i don't need a spoon
i want to dip like this
i want to dip like that
and lick it off my fingers
one thing
yesterday was entirley lazy. i skipped out on church so i could clean the apartment.
i got under the garbage can and sprayed and wiped everything down. we were starting to have a fly problem and i think it's because the garbage can was growing a black mold. it's easy to have a bug problem when you have to many people living in a small place. you have to clean every day.
i went over to wendy's to play some music but she was feeling rather moody, too. also, her basement was flooding. that was bad news. so when she wasn't showing the plummer around the house, she was pretty much lying in bed. after a while, i got the sense to leave.
when i came home, i couldn't think of anything better to do than pull whitney into bed and listen to modest mouse, nada surf and mogwai.
at 10pm, peaby opened the door.
"put your clothes back on!" whitney said.
"are you having sex?" peaby asked.
we wern't. we were just sitting around and making fun. peaby wanted to say goodbye before she ran off back to france. i'll miss that silly french girl and all the fun we had.
thismorning, whitney suggested that i just stay in bed all day. tiffany or josh could sponge bath me and i whitney would run all my personal errands for the day. but ultamatley, i had to decline. i had to check my myspace.
thought of the day: i love catherine wheel
some bullshit:
X your confessions
[ ] I am bisexual
[ ] I am homosexual
[ ] I've run away from home
[ ] I listen to political music.
[ ] I collect comic books.
[ ] I shut others out when I'm sad
[X] I open up to others easily
[ ] I am keeping a secret from the world
[ ] I watch the news
[ ] I own over 5 rap CDs
[ ] I own something from Hot Topic
[ ]I love Disney movies
[X] I am a sucker for eyes
[X] I don't kill bugs
[X] I curse regularly.
[ ] I have "x"s in my screen name.
[ ] I've slipped out a "lol" in a real conversation.
[ ] I love Spam
[ ] I bake well
[X] I would wear pajamas to school.
[X] I have owned something from Abercrombie
[ ] I have a job
[X] I love Martha Stewart.
[X] I am in love/like with someone.
[ ] I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS
[X] I am self conscious.
[X] I like to laugh.
[ ] I smoke a pack a day.
[X] I loved Go Ask Alice.
[ ] I have cough drops when I'm not sick.
[ ] I can't swallow pills.
[X] I have many scars
[X] I've been out of this country
[ ] I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room
[ ] I am really ticklish.
[X]I love chocolate.
[ ] I bite my nails.
[X] I am comfortable with being me.
[X] I play computer games/video games when I'm bored
[X] Gotten lost in the city
[X] Saw a shooting star.
[ ] I had a serious Surgery.
[X] Gone out in public in your pajamas
[X] I have kissed a stranger.
[X] Hugged a stranger.
[X] been in a fist fight with the same sex.
[X] Been arrested.
[ ] Laughed and had milk/soda come out of your nose.
[X]Pushed all the buttons on an elevator
[X]Made out in an elevator.
[X] Swore at your parents.
[X] Kicked a guy where it hurts.
[ ] Been skydiving...
[ ] Been bungee jumping.
[X] Broken a bone.
[X] Played spin the bottle.
[X] Gotten stitches
[ ] Drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
[X] Bitten someone.
[ ] Been to Niagara Falls.
[X] Gotten the chicken pox.
[X] Crashed into a car
[ ] Been to Japan
[X] Ridden in a taxi.
[X] Shoplifted.
[X] Been fired.
[X] had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.
[X] Stole something from your job.
[X] Gone on a blind date.
[X] Had a crush on a teacher/coach.
[ ] Celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
[X] Been to Europe.
[X] Slept with a co-worker.
[ ] Been married
[ ] Gotten divorced.
[X]Saw someone/something dying.
[X] Driven over 400 miles in one day.
[X] Been to Canada.
[X] Been on a plane.
[X] Seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
[X] Thrown up in a bar.
[X] Eaten Sushi.
[ ] Been snowboarding.
[ ] Been skiing.
[X] Been ice skating.
[X] Met someone in person from the internet.
[ ] been to a motocross show.
[X] Going to or have gone to college.
[ ] Done hard drugs
[X] Taken painkillers.
[X] Cheated on someone else
{X} took advantage of a homeless man for cheap labour
pass this on with your own confessions