Superman and Clark Kent are WHAT?
From a blog I recently started following because Wil Wheaton blogged about it:
Ladies and Gentlemen, I've been researching the article I shared about Superman few days ago. I couldn't fathom it. Surely the hero I grew up with could not possibly be a sadistic devourer of human flesh. I used my police contacts to take a look at the investigation files to see if I might uncover the truth. After several days pouring over the details, I found a few similarities between the alleged attacks.
Ladies and Gentlemen, I've been researching the article I shared about Superman few days ago. I couldn't fathom it. Surely the hero I grew up with could not possibly be a sadistic devourer of human flesh. I used my police contacts to take a look at the investigation files to see if I might uncover the truth. After several days pouring over the details, I found a few similarities between the alleged attacks.
- The victim is always male.
- The victim is always approximately 6'6"
- The victim is always of above average build.
- The victim always wears glasses.
- The victim always has dark hair.
- The only evidence ever left behind is clothing, which is never tattered or bloodied.