I guess I was wrong when I used to say: Don't drink. Don't smoke. Eat right. Be chaste. You won't live longer, it will just seem that way.
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It doesn't really factor in slowly dying from a broken heart, I suspect. Maybe there's hope yet. Click on the image to take the test yourself.