rant
I don't normally talk about people I hate on here, but I think one person has earned this special attention. Halley.
1. She rapes my childhood. Last time this bitch was here, we popped in Unico, a really old anime that has lots of memories of my Grandmother, and my Uncle making fun of Japanese producers people tied into it. So now, 13 years later, when I finally sit down to watch it again, I expected everyone to watch respectfully. But noo. She had to make fun of Unico, the little girl, the screaming dragon, the guy in the cape...all I remember of the movie now is burning, humiliating laughter. Fuck this bitch.
2. She kicks my ass at Video Games. Sure, I wasn't allowed to have a Nintendo when I was younger, but that doesn't mean my natural abilities should be so abysmal. In fact, I'm sure plenty of people had problems jumping into the web and defeating that big ass spider in the beginning of Zelda. Actually, I think that whore took the controller away for that one. She might have been the one to jump into that web net, too. I don't really remember, because it was so scarring that I've tried to block it out. I was able to play for other parts of the game, but I could feel her condescending stare weighing me down when I wasn't able to run straight across a ledge. Those N64 controlls are far more complicated than she's able to admit to. Finally, I just handed her the controller, and told her "I could have done that better" after every event.
3. That hat.Halley likes to wear this hat. She tries to make us think nothing of it, but I know the real reason why she wears it. She thinks she's prettier than me. No, wait, hold on, it'll make sense. See, Halley is so full of herself, that she no longer tries to flaunt it. She thinks she'd just make me feel pathetic, so, to try to make me feel better, she wears this hat that covers 1/2 her face. This is worse than her actually flaunting it, because she has already felt sorry for me BEFORE IT HAPPENED. Well, you know what I say to that? Fuck you bitch, I don't need your pity. Take off the hat and BRING IT.
4.Her humor Everyone seems to think that Halley is funnier than almost anyone else on the planet. I think they're just too afraid too admit that she uses stale jokes and lame comeback lines. Most of her humor involves bitching and moaning about other people, or openly making fun of their inability to comprehend sexual innuendos. What kind of monster does this; attempts to corrupt an innocent mind through taunting? Halley does. And if anyone else told her she was a dumbass, she'd begin to whittle away their ego through her "humor". Seriously, what the fuck kind of person does that? Making fun of other people is just a bully complex Halley; you're not going to prove anything.
5. She plays with my heart. When she came up here this past weekend, she had told me in secret (don't bother, she won't ever admit to this) that she was coming alone. Ken and Kim were leaving the house, and we were going to have this empty place to ourselves. Hours of sweet ethereal love making were to ensue. But what does this bitch do? She brings Kristen. Now, she continues to claim that she and Kristen are "just friends", but I know better. How stupid do you think I am, Halley?? The entire weekend was awkward. Everytime Halley and Kristen would get within 10 feet of each other, my jealousy would kick in and make me want to hurl. I'd have to leave the room. How were we supposed to have hours of sweet love making with Kristen in the other room? My thoughts constantly thought of her kissing-- No, I can't finish the thought. As a way to make it up to me, Halley promised to start a Bleach Bounto fanfic with her and myself inserted as the OTP. But has she come through with this promise? NO. My heart's in peices. I hope you're happy, bitch.
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6. Popularity. Not only is she more popular on livejournal, (further proving my hat theory) but she proceeds to rub it in my face. BOYCOTT HALLEYISM!