definitely supposed to be writing a huge ass teacher work sample...
teacher work sample? what teacher work sample? i laugh at you! hahahaha!
things jenn and i have done to put off her studying for biology and my teacher work sample:
searching for candles
learning how to do the soulja boy
pilates
messed on facebook for hours at a time
looked at our favorite videos on youtube
discussed the tragic downfall of my myspace profile (damn porn).
swing danced to brian setzer orchestra
talked about waxing.
and now some surveys, because i have nothing better to do (like a teacher work sample)
1. How long do you spend in the shower?
-depends, if i'm cold i'll take a longer shower. but i try to let my hair condition for a while
2. Name something a football player wears under his uniform.
-lol yeah a cup, that's all i got, pads i guess, his emotion? haha that's deep.
3. Name something people hate to find on their windshield.
-a dead bug? erica's taken all the best ones
4. Name something a man might buy before a date?
-yeah a condom i guess, although if it's a first date, that's a little forward, don't you think? i'm not that kind of girl! haha
5. Whats another word for blemish?
-pimple
6. Name a food often cooked in the microwave.
-popcorn, unless it's jiffy pop.
7. Name a piece of furniture people need help moving.
-my bed
8. Name a reason a younger man might like an older woman?
-older women have a better sex drive
9. Name something a dog does that embarrasses its owner?
-humping the leg....of your grandfather.
10. Name a kind of test you cannot study for.
-pregnancy test
11. Name something a boy scout gets a badge for?
-not getting lost in the woods
12. Name a phrase with the word 'Home' in it?
-what's up homie g?
13. Name a sport where players lose teeth?
-hockey!
14. Name something a teacher can do to ruin a student's day.
-assign iss (i did that this semester!!)
15. What is a way you can tell someone has been crying?
-red nose...either they've been crying or they're rudolph
16. Name something found at a Seance.
-ouiji board?
17. Name a bird you wouldn't want to eat.
-a dodo bird...cause they're extinct...and then you'd starve to death
18. Name something that gets folded?
-origami
19. Name something a person wears even if it has a hole in it.
-socks, i'm bad at keeping up with socks.
20. Name something that gets smaller the more you use it?
-a candle?
hmmm that was hard cause erica took all the good answers...lame erica, lame.
1. Where is your cell phone?
-Haha i can actually answer this for once, next to me on the kitchen table
2. Your girlfriend/boyfriend/hubby?
-where are they? you tell me.
3. Your hair?
-medium length and BROWN.
4. Where is your father?
-Im assuming he's either asleep or at work
6. Your favorite thing to do?
-read in the bathtub
7. Your dream last night?
-i don't think i remember....but i had a dream the other night about britney spears, it was weird, we were friends
8. Your favorite drink?
-manzana lift...a delightful mexican soda
9. Your dream car?
-anything better than the one i have now, a new mustang would be nice i reckon
10. The room you’re in?
-kitchen
12. Your fears?
-not being happy
14. Who did you hang out with last night?
-i was lame, i stayed in and did laundry
15. What aren’t you good at?
-Science, math, dancing, basketball
16. Muffins?
-why not?
17. One of your wish list items?
-a car
19. The last thing you did?
-pilates with jenn, 10 minute ab workout, it was rough
20. What are you wearing?
-old crow medicine show t-shirt, victoria's secret sweat pants
22. Your pet?
-coops!! a delightful boxer/hound mix
23. Your computer?
-macbookpro, i feel like i've taken this survey before
24. Your life?
-it's happening, i don't mean happening like a lame 80s slang word but happening as in occurring
25. Your mood?
-not wanting to do my TWS
26. Missing?
-my fams
27. What are you thinking about right now?
-the cars is a pretty good band, and now i'm thinking that it looks like that the subject and verb in that sentence don't agree, but they do because it's a singular band...gah.
28. Your car?
-'94 saturn
29. Your work?
-dominos...makin' the pizza
30. Your summer?
-it was amazing, best summer of my life.
31. Your relationship status?
-incredibly single and incredibly not understanding it
32. Your favorite color(s)?
-blue, sage green
33. When is the last time you laughed?
-pilates just now was kind of rough...lol
34. Last time you cried?
-i teared up at church this morning, it can always get to me.
35. School?
-GO APPS!!
1. Where were you at 11:45 am today?
-sitting in a church pew with my granddaddy
2. When was the last time you saw the last person you kissed?
-like, made out with? ummm...tuesday night i think
3. Ever talked to someone that was high?
-haha umm all the time
4. How tall is the person you like? Shorter or taller?
-taller, everyone is taller than me. that was easy. gave nothing away.
5. Did you have a dream last night?
-i assume so, especially given the fact that erica just gave
6. Last text message you sent?
-to tully, there's a drink in burlington called the presbyterian, i gotta try it.
7. Last comment you left someone?
-commented on a photo of jenn grilling out
8. Do you have a Facebook?
-sadly
9. What color is your underwear?
-white with multi colored polka dots
1O. Last person you were in the car with besides your family?
-david, i drove him to get beer, i think that was it
11. What's you're current mood?
-getting sleepy
12. Are you currently frustrated with a boy?
-a little, i want tully to go to the championship game but he's being lame and now i'm a poet.
13. Are you excited for winter?
-eh
14. If it was free and it would work perfectly, would you get plastic surgery?
-yeah if it would work perfectly and no one could tell, but it's plastic surgery so they would, so no
15. Have you ever slapped someone in the face?
-probably only when i'd had a few to drink
16. Have you ever been called Princess?
-i dunno maybe
17. What did you do last night?
-laundryyyyyyyyy!
18. Who is ONE person you wish you hadn't hooked up with?
-no comment, but i REALLY wish i hadn't.
19. What do you hear right now?
-the cars "touch and go"
2O. What is the closest thing to you that is black?
-jenn's calculator
21. If you had to change your eye color, would you? What would it be?
-Green
22. Last time someone of the same sex hit on you?
-haha no comment
23. Last thing you wrote your name on?
-dunno, i wrote a check yesterday
24. What do you want for Christmas?
-a car
25. Does it snow where you live?
-Yup
26. Where did you get the pants you're wearing right now?
-victoria's secret
27. If you could change one thing right now what would it be?
-I'd be done with my TWS
28. When is the next time you will see your grandma?
-dunno, i just saw the one for thanksgiving, maybe this summer some time, she lives in ohio so it's hard
29. Do you wear makeup every day?
-nah
3O. Would you go in public without looking dressed up or put together?
-definitely
31. How is your hair right now?
-messy ponytail
32. What is tomorrow?
-Monday
33. Who is the last person to call you baby?
-don't remember okay now it's jenn.
34. Now that this is over, what SHOULD you be doing right now?
-my stupid teacher work sample
1. Would you bang your neighbor?
-yes. i should probably clarify, not the people downstairs, but next door.
2. What describes your relationship status?
-Single
3. Where are you?
-At home
4. What's the last movie you've watched?
-bull durham!! i finally saw it!!
5. Do you live with your parents?
-when i'm not in school
6. What is your middle name?
-ashley
7. Who have you talked to most today?
-jenn and my granddaddy
8. Do you carve pumpkins every year?
-this was the first year that i did
9. Color of your underwear?
-polka dots, already answered this once
11. How many years have you taken a language?
-spanish for 6, pig latin going on 23
12. Who's on speed dial 2? 5? 7?
-nadie
14. Do you wish on 11:11?
-why not?
15. Good advice if you ever go camping?
-wow where do i begin? um, make your reservations, make sure you have tent poles, don't drop the dog food, don't bring a dog (especially to the beach), make sure the keys to the car work, bring firewood and matches, bring a can opener!, don't lose your cell phone, bring a flashlight, i could go on, needless to say the last camping trip was not a success.
16. Are you a bad influence?
-i don't thiiiiink so
17. Do you enjoy Diet Rockstars?
-i don't even know what that is
18. Rather have your name or your siblings?
-i dunno, natalie's name actually means something to my family, mine doesn't. i'd love to have her middle name (gray)
19. Would you do anything for someone else?
-depends
20. favorite color?
-bluuuuuuue
23. What song is on?
-tonight she comes - the cars
24. Are your grades good?
-decent, we'll see what mary rogers gives me (gag)
25. Do you ever think people hate you for filling this out?
-lol yeah, they probably do, but what else would i be doing right now? my tws? i think NOT.
27. Does your best friend have a myspace?
-who knows? i deleted my account today!
28. Whose page did you visit last?
-yeah i'm not a huge myspace fan
29. Last time you went out to lunch?
-today i ate at the boxcar grille (i hate when they spell grill like that) with my granddaddy
30. What is to the right of you?
-hallway
31. Who is your favorite character from Boy Meets World?
-umm definitely corey matthews. UNDAPANTS!
33. Do you have one or more Britney Spears CDs?
-lol i don't have any
35. Are you a Lost fanatic?
-Not at all
37. Do you have a song by Ozzy Osbourne in your library?
-yes
38. iPod or Zune?
-iPod
39. Do you watch Family Guy regularly?
-not really
40. King of the Hill?
-lol no, but jenn does
41. Do you read trashy romance novels often?
-haha sometimes i read them out loud to jenn
43. Do you sing obnoxiously in the car?
-all the time
44. Do you ever sing obnoxiously in the shower?
-lol no, natalies' got a radio in the shower
45. What's in your CD player right now?
-robbie robertson-storyville
46. Have you ever pretended your crush was with you?
-hahahaha omg no. that's ridiculous. i laughed out loud at that question. eww haha jenn thought it meant if you were masturbating....lol it could mean that, either way, NO.
53. Are you ever a freak about cleanliness or organization?
-hahaha i laughed out loud about that one too.
54. Have you ever been to South America or Africa?
-if mexico, cuba, or puerto rico count for south america, then, yes.
55. Do you know how to knit?
-Yup
57. Have you ever written love song lyrics yourself and put them on myspace?
-lol no
59. When you open your closet, what is the dominant color?
-there isn't one (i just had jenn look) okay she decided it's white.
60. Baskin Robbins or Coldstone?
-ummm definitely coldstone
61. Physics or chemistry?
-english!
64. R-rated or G-rated movie?
-G, i think.
65. Walk or Run?
-Walk fast.
66. Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, or Star Wars?
-star wars, i'm lame.
67. Road trip or Fly?
-road trip, if it's with cool people
68. Batman, Spiderman, or Superman?
-Spiderman, anyone seen the friends episode where phoebe thought it was spidermen like that was his last name?
69. What's your favorite Disney movie?
-finding nemo and the emperor's new groove.
I did it erica!!!
things jenn and i have done to put off her studying for biology and my teacher work sample:
searching for candles
learning how to do the soulja boy
pilates
messed on facebook for hours at a time
looked at our favorite videos on youtube
discussed the tragic downfall of my myspace profile (damn porn).
swing danced to brian setzer orchestra
talked about waxing.
and now some surveys, because i have nothing better to do (like a teacher work sample)
1. How long do you spend in the shower?
-depends, if i'm cold i'll take a longer shower. but i try to let my hair condition for a while
2. Name something a football player wears under his uniform.
-lol yeah a cup, that's all i got, pads i guess, his emotion? haha that's deep.
3. Name something people hate to find on their windshield.
-a dead bug? erica's taken all the best ones
4. Name something a man might buy before a date?
-yeah a condom i guess, although if it's a first date, that's a little forward, don't you think? i'm not that kind of girl! haha
5. Whats another word for blemish?
-pimple
6. Name a food often cooked in the microwave.
-popcorn, unless it's jiffy pop.
7. Name a piece of furniture people need help moving.
-my bed
8. Name a reason a younger man might like an older woman?
-older women have a better sex drive
9. Name something a dog does that embarrasses its owner?
-humping the leg....of your grandfather.
10. Name a kind of test you cannot study for.
-pregnancy test
11. Name something a boy scout gets a badge for?
-not getting lost in the woods
12. Name a phrase with the word 'Home' in it?
-what's up homie g?
13. Name a sport where players lose teeth?
-hockey!
14. Name something a teacher can do to ruin a student's day.
-assign iss (i did that this semester!!)
15. What is a way you can tell someone has been crying?
-red nose...either they've been crying or they're rudolph
16. Name something found at a Seance.
-ouiji board?
17. Name a bird you wouldn't want to eat.
-a dodo bird...cause they're extinct...and then you'd starve to death
18. Name something that gets folded?
-origami
19. Name something a person wears even if it has a hole in it.
-socks, i'm bad at keeping up with socks.
20. Name something that gets smaller the more you use it?
-a candle?
hmmm that was hard cause erica took all the good answers...lame erica, lame.
1. Where is your cell phone?
-Haha i can actually answer this for once, next to me on the kitchen table
2. Your girlfriend/boyfriend/hubby?
-where are they? you tell me.
3. Your hair?
-medium length and BROWN.
4. Where is your father?
-Im assuming he's either asleep or at work
6. Your favorite thing to do?
-read in the bathtub
7. Your dream last night?
-i don't think i remember....but i had a dream the other night about britney spears, it was weird, we were friends
8. Your favorite drink?
-manzana lift...a delightful mexican soda
9. Your dream car?
-anything better than the one i have now, a new mustang would be nice i reckon
10. The room you’re in?
-kitchen
12. Your fears?
-not being happy
14. Who did you hang out with last night?
-i was lame, i stayed in and did laundry
15. What aren’t you good at?
-Science, math, dancing, basketball
16. Muffins?
-why not?
17. One of your wish list items?
-a car
19. The last thing you did?
-pilates with jenn, 10 minute ab workout, it was rough
20. What are you wearing?
-old crow medicine show t-shirt, victoria's secret sweat pants
22. Your pet?
-coops!! a delightful boxer/hound mix
23. Your computer?
-macbookpro, i feel like i've taken this survey before
24. Your life?
-it's happening, i don't mean happening like a lame 80s slang word but happening as in occurring
25. Your mood?
-not wanting to do my TWS
26. Missing?
-my fams
27. What are you thinking about right now?
-the cars is a pretty good band, and now i'm thinking that it looks like that the subject and verb in that sentence don't agree, but they do because it's a singular band...gah.
28. Your car?
-'94 saturn
29. Your work?
-dominos...makin' the pizza
30. Your summer?
-it was amazing, best summer of my life.
31. Your relationship status?
-incredibly single and incredibly not understanding it
32. Your favorite color(s)?
-blue, sage green
33. When is the last time you laughed?
-pilates just now was kind of rough...lol
34. Last time you cried?
-i teared up at church this morning, it can always get to me.
35. School?
-GO APPS!!
1. Where were you at 11:45 am today?
-sitting in a church pew with my granddaddy
2. When was the last time you saw the last person you kissed?
-like, made out with? ummm...tuesday night i think
3. Ever talked to someone that was high?
-haha umm all the time
4. How tall is the person you like? Shorter or taller?
-taller, everyone is taller than me. that was easy. gave nothing away.
5. Did you have a dream last night?
-i assume so, especially given the fact that erica just gave
6. Last text message you sent?
-to tully, there's a drink in burlington called the presbyterian, i gotta try it.
7. Last comment you left someone?
-commented on a photo of jenn grilling out
8. Do you have a Facebook?
-sadly
9. What color is your underwear?
-white with multi colored polka dots
1O. Last person you were in the car with besides your family?
-david, i drove him to get beer, i think that was it
11. What's you're current mood?
-getting sleepy
12. Are you currently frustrated with a boy?
-a little, i want tully to go to the championship game but he's being lame and now i'm a poet.
13. Are you excited for winter?
-eh
14. If it was free and it would work perfectly, would you get plastic surgery?
-yeah if it would work perfectly and no one could tell, but it's plastic surgery so they would, so no
15. Have you ever slapped someone in the face?
-probably only when i'd had a few to drink
16. Have you ever been called Princess?
-i dunno maybe
17. What did you do last night?
-laundryyyyyyyyy!
18. Who is ONE person you wish you hadn't hooked up with?
-no comment, but i REALLY wish i hadn't.
19. What do you hear right now?
-the cars "touch and go"
2O. What is the closest thing to you that is black?
-jenn's calculator
21. If you had to change your eye color, would you? What would it be?
-Green
22. Last time someone of the same sex hit on you?
-haha no comment
23. Last thing you wrote your name on?
-dunno, i wrote a check yesterday
24. What do you want for Christmas?
-a car
25. Does it snow where you live?
-Yup
26. Where did you get the pants you're wearing right now?
-victoria's secret
27. If you could change one thing right now what would it be?
-I'd be done with my TWS
28. When is the next time you will see your grandma?
-dunno, i just saw the one for thanksgiving, maybe this summer some time, she lives in ohio so it's hard
29. Do you wear makeup every day?
-nah
3O. Would you go in public without looking dressed up or put together?
-definitely
31. How is your hair right now?
-messy ponytail
32. What is tomorrow?
-Monday
33. Who is the last person to call you baby?
-don't remember okay now it's jenn.
34. Now that this is over, what SHOULD you be doing right now?
-my stupid teacher work sample
1. Would you bang your neighbor?
-yes. i should probably clarify, not the people downstairs, but next door.
2. What describes your relationship status?
-Single
3. Where are you?
-At home
4. What's the last movie you've watched?
-bull durham!! i finally saw it!!
5. Do you live with your parents?
-when i'm not in school
6. What is your middle name?
-ashley
7. Who have you talked to most today?
-jenn and my granddaddy
8. Do you carve pumpkins every year?
-this was the first year that i did
9. Color of your underwear?
-polka dots, already answered this once
11. How many years have you taken a language?
-spanish for 6, pig latin going on 23
12. Who's on speed dial 2? 5? 7?
-nadie
14. Do you wish on 11:11?
-why not?
15. Good advice if you ever go camping?
-wow where do i begin? um, make your reservations, make sure you have tent poles, don't drop the dog food, don't bring a dog (especially to the beach), make sure the keys to the car work, bring firewood and matches, bring a can opener!, don't lose your cell phone, bring a flashlight, i could go on, needless to say the last camping trip was not a success.
16. Are you a bad influence?
-i don't thiiiiink so
17. Do you enjoy Diet Rockstars?
-i don't even know what that is
18. Rather have your name or your siblings?
-i dunno, natalie's name actually means something to my family, mine doesn't. i'd love to have her middle name (gray)
19. Would you do anything for someone else?
-depends
20. favorite color?
-bluuuuuuue
23. What song is on?
-tonight she comes - the cars
24. Are your grades good?
-decent, we'll see what mary rogers gives me (gag)
25. Do you ever think people hate you for filling this out?
-lol yeah, they probably do, but what else would i be doing right now? my tws? i think NOT.
27. Does your best friend have a myspace?
-who knows? i deleted my account today!
28. Whose page did you visit last?
-yeah i'm not a huge myspace fan
29. Last time you went out to lunch?
-today i ate at the boxcar grille (i hate when they spell grill like that) with my granddaddy
30. What is to the right of you?
-hallway
31. Who is your favorite character from Boy Meets World?
-umm definitely corey matthews. UNDAPANTS!
33. Do you have one or more Britney Spears CDs?
-lol i don't have any
35. Are you a Lost fanatic?
-Not at all
37. Do you have a song by Ozzy Osbourne in your library?
-yes
38. iPod or Zune?
-iPod
39. Do you watch Family Guy regularly?
-not really
40. King of the Hill?
-lol no, but jenn does
41. Do you read trashy romance novels often?
-haha sometimes i read them out loud to jenn
43. Do you sing obnoxiously in the car?
-all the time
44. Do you ever sing obnoxiously in the shower?
-lol no, natalies' got a radio in the shower
45. What's in your CD player right now?
-robbie robertson-storyville
46. Have you ever pretended your crush was with you?
-hahahaha omg no. that's ridiculous. i laughed out loud at that question. eww haha jenn thought it meant if you were masturbating....lol it could mean that, either way, NO.
53. Are you ever a freak about cleanliness or organization?
-hahaha i laughed out loud about that one too.
54. Have you ever been to South America or Africa?
-if mexico, cuba, or puerto rico count for south america, then, yes.
55. Do you know how to knit?
-Yup
57. Have you ever written love song lyrics yourself and put them on myspace?
-lol no
59. When you open your closet, what is the dominant color?
-there isn't one (i just had jenn look) okay she decided it's white.
60. Baskin Robbins or Coldstone?
-ummm definitely coldstone
61. Physics or chemistry?
-english!
64. R-rated or G-rated movie?
-G, i think.
65. Walk or Run?
-Walk fast.
66. Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, or Star Wars?
-star wars, i'm lame.
67. Road trip or Fly?
-road trip, if it's with cool people
68. Batman, Spiderman, or Superman?
-Spiderman, anyone seen the friends episode where phoebe thought it was spidermen like that was his last name?
69. What's your favorite Disney movie?
-finding nemo and the emperor's new groove.
I did it erica!!!