wednesday update, with sarah wolf
haven't updated in a while...my bad dawg.
spring break was amazing. it was so much fun...i'm sad it's over. i had a lot of fun hanging out with chelsea all week on osa watches, hot guy watches, and light house searches. i could do insane updates like her with what happened everyday, but i won't. lol. but yeah..it was so much fun. i'm not sure what my favorite part was. the bacardi tour was pretty awesome. free bacardi...not too shabby. i got my parents some rum...i'm sure they're enjoying it..haha. i was going to get them this 12 year old rum that you can only get at the bacardi place but it was fifty bucks and you're not allowed to leave puerto rico with it because it had so much alochol in it that it was dangerous to take on airplanes. so i got them some other rum instead. I really liked when we toured old san juan. that was a lot of fun. we were only going to go to the hard rock cafe for dessert, but when we got there the waitress handed me a drink menu and so i was like ok..i'll try something. so i ordered a drink called a hurricane because it came in a souvenier (sp?) glass...but i didn't look at the price, cause it wasn't on the menu..yeah that bitch was twelve bucks. oh well. and it was STRONG as hell. oh well. i've decided that i will never honeymoon anywhere tropical. my hair was so freaking frizzy. lol it was pretty bad. i really enjoyed our nights in puerto rico. we didn't do anything crazy. we normally ate dinner with chelsea's grandparents and then we'd take a shower and go to the little grocery store and pick up ice cream or other random stuff. then we'd go to the lobby and check our emails. then we'd go back to the condo and make our new signature drinks (bacardi razz, tropical sherbert, and orange juice) and we'd start playing uno with her grandparents while we drank. funny conversations during this time. one time i think chelsea's grandfather was definitely tipsy because chelsea, her grandmother, and i were talking about how to avoid razor burn in the ocean and her grandmother said that she heard that you should shave upside down (meaning go from top of the leg to the bottom) and randomly chelsea's grandfather said, "i bet orangutans could do that". it was just so weird/random. guess you had to be there. after we played uno we'd go back downstairs and chelsea would get on the phone with shaggy and i'd be on the phone with nick and it would just be so confusing because we'd all be talking to each other via other people. at one point i was flicking off nick via shaggy via chelsea and nick was flicking me off the opposite way. twas amusing.
jeremy's birthday was yesterday and it was a lot of fun. he's celebrating his birthday all week because he does stupid stuff like that...and that might get annoying...lol. but monday night he decided that he really wanted me to rent a porn because he wanted to see what i'd do. cause he figured i'd get really embarassed during the process (which i did). so we went to fat cats and he sat in the truck and watched me go inside and do it and it was really awful. i went to the back and thought i heard someone already in the porn section so i waited around and kinda peeked through the curtains, but i didn't see anyone so i went in (quickly so as not to draw attention to myself) and as soon as i walked in i was face to face with this big black guy. i made some kind of awkward noise and ran back out of the room. so then i had to walk around the store and act interested in the other movies. i went to the classics section and saw that they had a box set of marx brothers movies and i've been wanting that for a while so i went to ask how much it was but the people couldn't figure it out and finally the realized that what i'd picked out was just the case for a rental movie. but the girl was like if you really want this movie we can order them and they'll be in thursday at the latest. and i was like no that's ok, i was just trying to get an idea for the future if i get the boxed set later on. and she kept asking me if i was sure? and i was just drawing a lot of unnecessary attention to myself. so finally she walked away and i called jeremy and he was like just go in and get the porn. so i braved it and went inside and grabbed a porn called made in america and went out. but then i realized that we only have a dvd player set up at the house so i had to go back inside and get a dvd. and i went back and i found a REALLY good porn. it was a pirates of the caribbean spoof and it was three dvds altogether. and i read the back and it said that it was a BREAKTHROUGH in the porn industry sure to win awards and all that stuff. so i grabbed it and was like oh yeah...i did good. jeremy's gonna be proud. well, i went out and grabbed a marx brother movie also so that they wouldn't think that i was a perv and also since they went through all that crap to find out the price of the boxed set. i went up to the front to pay for it and the woman just kind of looked at me so i was like the marx brothers movie is for me, the porn is for my roommate and she just kind of nodded and gave me a look like, yeah right. so she rang up the movies and then said, ok that'll be 58.98 and i was like what??? and she said, yeah you wanted to purchase this porn right? so apparently i grabbed a dvd that was for sale and NOT for rent. so i had to go BACK into the porn room and find ANOTHER porn. i went to the back and had to stand next to the big black guy (that was StILL in there) and we stood next to each other and i picked out a dvd called the sopornos and went back out. when i went to pay a new guy was there to check me out and he gave me another look but at that point i decided i didn't care anymore and paid for the porn and left. so that was my trying ordeal for jeremy's birthday. i gotta think of something to get him back for my birthday. which is next thursday btw.
last night jeremy, cj, amanda, and i went to mile high for jeremy's b-day dinner. we were eating and all of a sudden the CUTEST little kids came up and started talking to us. Sophie was TWO AND THREE QUARTERS (that's how she talks) and Isabel was five. they were freaking adorable. when sophie got excited she would get really close to my face and talk really loudly and excitedly and it was impossible to keep a straight face and i felt really bad about it afterward, but she was so freaking cute. i should have given their dad my phone number cause i'd love to babysit those two. today is sophie's birthday so, happy birthday sophie.
ok i'm in the library and my fingers are numb so...i'm done.
spring break was amazing. it was so much fun...i'm sad it's over. i had a lot of fun hanging out with chelsea all week on osa watches, hot guy watches, and light house searches. i could do insane updates like her with what happened everyday, but i won't. lol. but yeah..it was so much fun. i'm not sure what my favorite part was. the bacardi tour was pretty awesome. free bacardi...not too shabby. i got my parents some rum...i'm sure they're enjoying it..haha. i was going to get them this 12 year old rum that you can only get at the bacardi place but it was fifty bucks and you're not allowed to leave puerto rico with it because it had so much alochol in it that it was dangerous to take on airplanes. so i got them some other rum instead. I really liked when we toured old san juan. that was a lot of fun. we were only going to go to the hard rock cafe for dessert, but when we got there the waitress handed me a drink menu and so i was like ok..i'll try something. so i ordered a drink called a hurricane because it came in a souvenier (sp?) glass...but i didn't look at the price, cause it wasn't on the menu..yeah that bitch was twelve bucks. oh well. and it was STRONG as hell. oh well. i've decided that i will never honeymoon anywhere tropical. my hair was so freaking frizzy. lol it was pretty bad. i really enjoyed our nights in puerto rico. we didn't do anything crazy. we normally ate dinner with chelsea's grandparents and then we'd take a shower and go to the little grocery store and pick up ice cream or other random stuff. then we'd go to the lobby and check our emails. then we'd go back to the condo and make our new signature drinks (bacardi razz, tropical sherbert, and orange juice) and we'd start playing uno with her grandparents while we drank. funny conversations during this time. one time i think chelsea's grandfather was definitely tipsy because chelsea, her grandmother, and i were talking about how to avoid razor burn in the ocean and her grandmother said that she heard that you should shave upside down (meaning go from top of the leg to the bottom) and randomly chelsea's grandfather said, "i bet orangutans could do that". it was just so weird/random. guess you had to be there. after we played uno we'd go back downstairs and chelsea would get on the phone with shaggy and i'd be on the phone with nick and it would just be so confusing because we'd all be talking to each other via other people. at one point i was flicking off nick via shaggy via chelsea and nick was flicking me off the opposite way. twas amusing.
jeremy's birthday was yesterday and it was a lot of fun. he's celebrating his birthday all week because he does stupid stuff like that...and that might get annoying...lol. but monday night he decided that he really wanted me to rent a porn because he wanted to see what i'd do. cause he figured i'd get really embarassed during the process (which i did). so we went to fat cats and he sat in the truck and watched me go inside and do it and it was really awful. i went to the back and thought i heard someone already in the porn section so i waited around and kinda peeked through the curtains, but i didn't see anyone so i went in (quickly so as not to draw attention to myself) and as soon as i walked in i was face to face with this big black guy. i made some kind of awkward noise and ran back out of the room. so then i had to walk around the store and act interested in the other movies. i went to the classics section and saw that they had a box set of marx brothers movies and i've been wanting that for a while so i went to ask how much it was but the people couldn't figure it out and finally the realized that what i'd picked out was just the case for a rental movie. but the girl was like if you really want this movie we can order them and they'll be in thursday at the latest. and i was like no that's ok, i was just trying to get an idea for the future if i get the boxed set later on. and she kept asking me if i was sure? and i was just drawing a lot of unnecessary attention to myself. so finally she walked away and i called jeremy and he was like just go in and get the porn. so i braved it and went inside and grabbed a porn called made in america and went out. but then i realized that we only have a dvd player set up at the house so i had to go back inside and get a dvd. and i went back and i found a REALLY good porn. it was a pirates of the caribbean spoof and it was three dvds altogether. and i read the back and it said that it was a BREAKTHROUGH in the porn industry sure to win awards and all that stuff. so i grabbed it and was like oh yeah...i did good. jeremy's gonna be proud. well, i went out and grabbed a marx brother movie also so that they wouldn't think that i was a perv and also since they went through all that crap to find out the price of the boxed set. i went up to the front to pay for it and the woman just kind of looked at me so i was like the marx brothers movie is for me, the porn is for my roommate and she just kind of nodded and gave me a look like, yeah right. so she rang up the movies and then said, ok that'll be 58.98 and i was like what??? and she said, yeah you wanted to purchase this porn right? so apparently i grabbed a dvd that was for sale and NOT for rent. so i had to go BACK into the porn room and find ANOTHER porn. i went to the back and had to stand next to the big black guy (that was StILL in there) and we stood next to each other and i picked out a dvd called the sopornos and went back out. when i went to pay a new guy was there to check me out and he gave me another look but at that point i decided i didn't care anymore and paid for the porn and left. so that was my trying ordeal for jeremy's birthday. i gotta think of something to get him back for my birthday. which is next thursday btw.
last night jeremy, cj, amanda, and i went to mile high for jeremy's b-day dinner. we were eating and all of a sudden the CUTEST little kids came up and started talking to us. Sophie was TWO AND THREE QUARTERS (that's how she talks) and Isabel was five. they were freaking adorable. when sophie got excited she would get really close to my face and talk really loudly and excitedly and it was impossible to keep a straight face and i felt really bad about it afterward, but she was so freaking cute. i should have given their dad my phone number cause i'd love to babysit those two. today is sophie's birthday so, happy birthday sophie.
ok i'm in the library and my fingers are numb so...i'm done.