Two thoughts of the day:
1) Why is a dog's mouth considered the most sanitary part of it's body? Don't they see that it eats its own stool?! Yuck, makes me wonder just how unsanitary the rest of the dog is. I'm gonna go wash my hands now.
2) And speaking of washing, why do they have those towels that have separate sections to remind you which side or end you dried your lower regions with? Are you saying you didn't do a good enough job cleaning yourself? Get back in that damn shower and scrub yourself you filthy idiots. Who cares what end of the towel you use! You just cleaned yourself!
2) And speaking of washing, why do they have those towels that have separate sections to remind you which side or end you dried your lower regions with? Are you saying you didn't do a good enough job cleaning yourself? Get back in that damn shower and scrub yourself you filthy idiots. Who cares what end of the towel you use! You just cleaned yourself!