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# The local department store advertised that all underware in the store will be 50 percent off. Won't that make it awfully uncomfortable for the sales people? (Contributed by Don F.)
# Why is underwear not brown when you buy it? (Contributed by Don F.)
# Do boxer shorts box? (Contributed by Don F.)
# Why is brassiere singular and panties plural? (Contributed by Don F.)
# If women wear a pair of pants a pair of glasses and a pair of earrings why don't they wear a pair of bra's? (Contributed by Don F.)
# What's the purpose of training bras? What can we teach them? (Contributed by Julie's Place)
# People say they need to have clean underwear in case they're in an accident. If you're in an accident how long do you think your underwear is going to stay clean? (Contributed by Loretta L.)
# Why does underwear come in colours and prints if nobody sees them? (Contributed by Jim Adams)
# Why is it okay to wear a pair of jogging shorts in public but not a pair of boxer shorts? (Contributed by L. Hearn)
# Why don't men wear undershirts anymore? (Contributed by Vikki Perkins)
# How come only superheroes get to wear their underwear on the outside? If a regular person did it they wouldn't be worshipped and admired, would they? They'd be locked up, right? (Contributed by Miz Bin)
# If you have two bras, one a size AA and the other a size A, the AA is smaller than the A, but if you have a size DD and a size D, the DD is bigger than the D. Why is that? Should the DD be smaller than the D like the AA is smaller than the A? Or should the AA be bigger than the A like the DD is bigger than the D? (Contributed by Dayna)
# How come whenever anybody is asked if they could change one thing, what would it be, nobody ever answers 'their underwear'? (Contributed by Chris)
# How can underwear named 'Jockey' come in size 46? (Contributed by Ralphie)
# Why is it not acceptable for a lady to wear a bra on a public beach? Don't bras now come in a variety of colours, are pretty, and cover more of the body than those flimsy little bikini tops? (Contributed by Janis G.)
# Why would anyone buy a bra with 'bones' in them? (Contributed by Janis G.)
# What happens to an 18 hour bra after 18 hours? (Contributed by T.M.)
# What is so wrong with granny panties anyway? (Contributed by Judy S.)
# Why do we have to change underwear every day? What is the point? No one sees, do they? (Contributed by C & B)
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# Why is underwear not brown when you buy it? (Contributed by Don F.)
# Do boxer shorts box? (Contributed by Don F.)
# Why is brassiere singular and panties plural? (Contributed by Don F.)
# If women wear a pair of pants a pair of glasses and a pair of earrings why don't they wear a pair of bra's? (Contributed by Don F.)
# What's the purpose of training bras? What can we teach them? (Contributed by Julie's Place)
# People say they need to have clean underwear in case they're in an accident. If you're in an accident how long do you think your underwear is going to stay clean? (Contributed by Loretta L.)
# Why does underwear come in colours and prints if nobody sees them? (Contributed by Jim Adams)
# Why is it okay to wear a pair of jogging shorts in public but not a pair of boxer shorts? (Contributed by L. Hearn)
# Why don't men wear undershirts anymore? (Contributed by Vikki Perkins)
# How come only superheroes get to wear their underwear on the outside? If a regular person did it they wouldn't be worshipped and admired, would they? They'd be locked up, right? (Contributed by Miz Bin)
# If you have two bras, one a size AA and the other a size A, the AA is smaller than the A, but if you have a size DD and a size D, the DD is bigger than the D. Why is that? Should the DD be smaller than the D like the AA is smaller than the A? Or should the AA be bigger than the A like the DD is bigger than the D? (Contributed by Dayna)
# How come whenever anybody is asked if they could change one thing, what would it be, nobody ever answers 'their underwear'? (Contributed by Chris)
# How can underwear named 'Jockey' come in size 46? (Contributed by Ralphie)
# Why is it not acceptable for a lady to wear a bra on a public beach? Don't bras now come in a variety of colours, are pretty, and cover more of the body than those flimsy little bikini tops? (Contributed by Janis G.)
# Why would anyone buy a bra with 'bones' in them? (Contributed by Janis G.)
# What happens to an 18 hour bra after 18 hours? (Contributed by T.M.)
# What is so wrong with granny panties anyway? (Contributed by Judy S.)
# Why do we have to change underwear every day? What is the point? No one sees, do they? (Contributed by C & B)
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