Problems with my Macbook

[gthing]

Problems with my macbook (and why it's being returned for a newer one):

• Make high pitched noises when there's no processor load
• Screen brightness changes by itself sometimes
• Gets incredibly hot (like, I cooked an egg on it today)
• The sound clicks and pops (sometimes even when no audio is being played)
• Tonight it started "mooing" like a cow.

Of those issues, Apple has admitted to and fixed all but the sound clicks and pops.  Apparently UVSC will take it back so long as I can prove apple has admitted the problem, which I have done.

Here's hoping for a trouble-free macbook pro come tomorrow.