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[gtfopotter]

HERE'S YOUR SODDING ENTRY, POTTER.

NOW LEAVE ME THE BLOODY HELL ALONE.

Comments

[stfumalfoy]

...YOU'D HAVE TO WRITE AN ACTUAL ENTRY FOR ME TO LEAVE YOU THE HELL ALONE.

And even then.

[dirtonyournose]

HARRY, DON'T TALK TO HIM. HE'S A NASTY CREATURE.

[slobberymongrel]

I second that!

[dirtonyournose]

HE SHOULD STAY AWAY FROM YOU TOO.

[slobberymongrel]

BOLLOCKS!! Im his godfather. He needs me. He does not need a nagging, albino bigoted pureblood wanker. Logic, pet.

[dirtonyournose]

MALFOY IS A DISGUSTING, HORRIBLE LOATHESOME HUMAN BEING. I WILL PERSONALLY SEE TO IT THAT HARRY HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH HIM.

IT'S FOR HIS OWN GOOD.

[slobberymongrel]

...

...I would very honestly hug you right now if you wouldnt scream and call the police.

[dirtonyournose]

I DON'T ALLOW MURDERERS TO HUG ME.

[chocolatehelps]

He really isn't a murderer, you know.

[dirtonyournose]

HELLO PROFESSOR. A LOT OF PEOPLE HAVE TOLD ME THAT BUT IT DOESN'T ADD UP.

[chocolatehelps]

I don't think Sirius is really capable of murder. Unless it was a cat. The have species issues.

[dirtonyournose]

I HAPPEN TO BE A CAT LOVER.

[slobberymongrel]

Fair enough! Though I am beginning to think your parents didnt hug you enough as a small child. You're a bit high strung, really.

[dirtonyournose]

MY PARENTS LOVE ME AND MAKE SURE I'LL NEVER GET A CAVITY.

[slobberymongrel]

No cavities?! If thats not love I dont know what is. Do they even buy you floss on your birthday?

[dirtonyournose]

I HAVE ENOUGH FLOSS TO LAST ME A LIFETIME.