You're wrong

Apr 26, 2005 05:30

You ever get gas at BP?
BP stands for Bald Porcupine... It doesn't matter if you don't think it's true, or if you have proof that it's not.

The BP on Warren and Venoy has everything you need. I was making an ATM transaction there and I happened to glance over at the magazines. One in particular caught my eye... It was called 'Big Black Butts'. I'm still really not sure why I didn't buy it. I might go back tomorrow and get it. They also have bread, which I needed...but I didn't want to go to Farmer Jack, not to be confused with 'Farmer Jacks' which so many ignorant fucks write on their checks in the 'pay to' section. It wouldn't bother me so much if they just would use an apostrophe.

According to the Fantomas April calendar... today is Richter scale day.

[After Charles FrancisRichter (1900-1985), American seismologist.]
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