Writing Tip From The Empress

[hgempress]

When writing Harry Potter Porn, please be sure to not use the phrase "Harry looked over the Spotted Dick..." Yes, we all know it's a type of pudding, but when one chooses to read smut, one neither expects or nor wants to read the words "Spotted" and "Dick" in the same sentence.

And for all those who don't know any better, "Dick" that is "Spotted" is usually best avoided. Thank you.