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It was long time past for a regime change - Glenn from Ottawa, Representative of The Coalition of the Concern, (re)stated on Thursday. "Truth is, we've all been concerned about this particular elephant for a while, but we just didn't have the might or the realised collective unity to do something aboout it, till now."
History Brief
The United States of America declared independence from the United Kingdom in the late 1770s, and immediately established itself as a 'democracy', where all men are legally allowed the vote, provided that they are /white/. As the combined population of women, blacks, and aboriginals vastly outnumbered those who can vote, especially before the voting group came to a solution about the third 'problem', this in effect made the United States a post-monarchy dictatorship, just one with with an unusually larger group of co-dictators then most...perhaps accountable to the greater lands and resources there are available to divide and hog.
American Independence was met with dismay by Britain and her colonies in Canada, but supported by the French, who had so much democratic hope for this then-progressing dictatorship that they sent the United States, The Statue of Liberty, in 1886; a copper statue of a woman in flowing robes, holding a tablet in which the nation's birth of date is inscribed, broken shackles at her feet, the torch she holds up symbolizing enlightenment and freedom. Predating the Twin Towers through which the American Royalties rule much of the world, The Pentagon which have came to symbolize Orwellian government scandals, and most recently, Abu Ghraib...The Statue of Liberty was formerly the foremost symbol of America, and the future of democracy, when America had the excuse of youth for its blunders.
Blunders: The 1812 Invasion of Canada, The Genocide of the Native Americans.
It is clear by the 21st century however, that overall, relative to the development of other countries, United States was not only not progressing, but becoming a danger to the entire world.
- References: http://www.rotten.com/library/history/countries/united-states/
- Also see, Chile, who in 1970, had finally democratically elected a communist government, President Savador Allende, in spite of CIA funding of Allende's opponents who had supported or remained unconcerned over American ownership of Chile's mining rights.
When U.S. Secretary of State Henry Kissinger met up with Augusto Pinochet in Santiago on June 8, 1976, Kissinger told Pinochet: "My evaluation is that you are a victim of all left-wing groups around the world and that your greatest sin was that you overthrew a government that was going Communist." (Translation: The people of Chile deserves to be tortured and have their country broken for daring to exercise their democratic right of choosing communism.)
In 2000, members of the Coalition of the Concerned became concerned when a disputed election result was settled in the favour of the Republican candidate, by a Republican jury, over a state governed by the relative of the candidate. No national march immediately followed, as a majority of American citizens had not bothered to show up at the polls in the first place. Most cries of outrage in the media was quickly replaced with the rehab accounts of the latest celebrities, play-by-play recounting of the latest bloodbath, and reviews of the February Sweeps. The World At Large, largely 'tuned-out'.
Until 9/11. Then the world started paying attention.
After the invasion of Iraq, a secular Arab state, that is a progressing dictatorship, that is in the place that America had been, but not given the chance to regress on their own before having their infrastructure destroyed with no hope of American funded rebuilding or any repayment for damages. The world becomes very concerned...and largely did nothing.
During the era of World War II, the nations of the world had waited because they do not want a repeat of World War I.
So the nations of today waited, as the Bush Administration draws out their axis of evil.
...and then focused their attention on Iran.
It was decided then, that it can not be waited for 2008, for the Americans to make another mistake, regime change must be implemented now.
Today, the Coalition of the Concerned is pleased to announce, that much progress has been made. Due to fear of corruption, all members of the Democratic and Republican parties have been barred from running, but a fresh blood government drawn from candidates introduced with the aid of the Coalition of the Concerned, have been elected last week, using the inked thumb method employed in the Americanized portions of the Middle East. It is regretful that due to insurgent violence and the pervasive rumours of large scale aerial collateral damage, voter turn-out has been rather low.
- Rebuilding of The University of Texas has finally been allowed to continue, after the Warriors of Christ have agreed to a peace treaty in which Texas agreed that evolution and various other heretical preachings be removed from all curriculums.
- 20, 000 more troops are scheduled to be deployed throughout the bible belt to curb the territorial war between the Christian sects. Both Quakers and Baptists have been offered sanctuary by their denominations north of the border, though the Canadian government refuses to comment.
- Fertility rate is up again, though NOW has criticized that it was not the result of health, but the destruction of abortion clinics by unguarded fanatics during the regime change, as well as the lack of access to contraceptives. This cannot be verified as death toll of the non-CotCs are not being counted.
History Brief
The United States of America declared independence from the United Kingdom in the late 1770s, and immediately established itself as a 'democracy', where all men are legally allowed the vote, provided that they are /white/. As the combined population of women, blacks, and aboriginals vastly outnumbered those who can vote, especially before the voting group came to a solution about the third 'problem', this in effect made the United States a post-monarchy dictatorship, just one with with an unusually larger group of co-dictators then most...perhaps accountable to the greater lands and resources there are available to divide and hog.
American Independence was met with dismay by Britain and her colonies in Canada, but supported by the French, who had so much democratic hope for this then-progressing dictatorship that they sent the United States, The Statue of Liberty, in 1886; a copper statue of a woman in flowing robes, holding a tablet in which the nation's birth of date is inscribed, broken shackles at her feet, the torch she holds up symbolizing enlightenment and freedom. Predating the Twin Towers through which the American Royalties rule much of the world, The Pentagon which have came to symbolize Orwellian government scandals, and most recently, Abu Ghraib...The Statue of Liberty was formerly the foremost symbol of America, and the future of democracy, when America had the excuse of youth for its blunders.
Blunders: The 1812 Invasion of Canada, The Genocide of the Native Americans.
It is clear by the 21st century however, that overall, relative to the development of other countries, United States was not only not progressing, but becoming a danger to the entire world.
- References: http://www.rotten.com/library/history/countries/united-states/
- Also see, Chile, who in 1970, had finally democratically elected a communist government, President Savador Allende, in spite of CIA funding of Allende's opponents who had supported or remained unconcerned over American ownership of Chile's mining rights.
When U.S. Secretary of State Henry Kissinger met up with Augusto Pinochet in Santiago on June 8, 1976, Kissinger told Pinochet: "My evaluation is that you are a victim of all left-wing groups around the world and that your greatest sin was that you overthrew a government that was going Communist." (Translation: The people of Chile deserves to be tortured and have their country broken for daring to exercise their democratic right of choosing communism.)
In 2000, members of the Coalition of the Concerned became concerned when a disputed election result was settled in the favour of the Republican candidate, by a Republican jury, over a state governed by the relative of the candidate. No national march immediately followed, as a majority of American citizens had not bothered to show up at the polls in the first place. Most cries of outrage in the media was quickly replaced with the rehab accounts of the latest celebrities, play-by-play recounting of the latest bloodbath, and reviews of the February Sweeps. The World At Large, largely 'tuned-out'.
Until 9/11. Then the world started paying attention.
After the invasion of Iraq, a secular Arab state, that is a progressing dictatorship, that is in the place that America had been, but not given the chance to regress on their own before having their infrastructure destroyed with no hope of American funded rebuilding or any repayment for damages. The world becomes very concerned...and largely did nothing.
During the era of World War II, the nations of the world had waited because they do not want a repeat of World War I.
So the nations of today waited, as the Bush Administration draws out their axis of evil.
...and then focused their attention on Iran.
It was decided then, that it can not be waited for 2008, for the Americans to make another mistake, regime change must be implemented now.
Today, the Coalition of the Concerned is pleased to announce, that much progress has been made. Due to fear of corruption, all members of the Democratic and Republican parties have been barred from running, but a fresh blood government drawn from candidates introduced with the aid of the Coalition of the Concerned, have been elected last week, using the inked thumb method employed in the Americanized portions of the Middle East. It is regretful that due to insurgent violence and the pervasive rumours of large scale aerial collateral damage, voter turn-out has been rather low.
- Rebuilding of The University of Texas has finally been allowed to continue, after the Warriors of Christ have agreed to a peace treaty in which Texas agreed that evolution and various other heretical preachings be removed from all curriculums.
- 20, 000 more troops are scheduled to be deployed throughout the bible belt to curb the territorial war between the Christian sects. Both Quakers and Baptists have been offered sanctuary by their denominations north of the border, though the Canadian government refuses to comment.
- Fertility rate is up again, though NOW has criticized that it was not the result of health, but the destruction of abortion clinics by unguarded fanatics during the regime change, as well as the lack of access to contraceptives. This cannot be verified as death toll of the non-CotCs are not being counted.