Wait, was this the girl who was kicked out of Nerdotica?

Sep 06, 2006 10:22

SEX! or rather the lack of it:

drama_awesome is awesome if these kind of posts amuse you, BTW.

This is probably the answer to what's Dee doing now after Aubrey fired her:

Phone sex operator told yogurt fetishist that all she had was soda and then talked about how much she love her boyfriend while being paid to perform a fantasy over the phone...read all all about this bad service where it originated, at mock_the_stupid in which the OP confuses what the mock-worthy-part was...
"To set the scene, I work as a sexline operator and pretty much everyone that rings in is damned stupid. My blog's a new one, just for writing about them and thought you'd appreciate the return of the magician - a man who didn't understand that not everybody puts yoghurt on their shopping list (copied from my blog)."

Dude, not only is it phone sex, it's a fantasy service, meaning you don't actually do what the customer asks you to do, pouring yogurt down your pants or other perversions, you just have to make it sound like you are doing it. If you are a good multi-tasking actor and if you want, you can even exchange jokes with your co-workers about the lonely people who pay to have someone pretend they are sexually interested via sign language or notes as you moan convincingly inspite of your eye-rolling...just remember not to leak any negative audio over the phone to the other end. After all, we must have professionalism ladies, no matter our occupation, from pleasing people to killing them or even working with them we must have professionalism!

Example
*customer requests the yogurt thing*
*giggles* "Wooo, you are a kinky one aren't you?" *giggles a little bit more to drag out his time on the phone*
*insert moaning sound as you breathily describes how having yogurt down there feels as you do something mundane like filing your nails*

Like the erections of some callers when faced with a Real Live Woman in their bedrooms, it's not that hard!

...and it's in times like this, that if not in consideration of the fact that I might pursue a career in politics at some point, that I would really want to give Phone Sex Operator a try. While I suck at acting, I think I'm good at voice acting, but in spite of anime's popularity I doubt I can find a good job doing it because over here they use the same guy for like almost all the characters in one show. I also like to flirt, phone sex operator would be a job where I get paid to flirt, and without the potential danger or annoyance at the time of disengagement with bar-scene flirting...unless the company sucks at keeping their employee's information private that is.

For better sex-industry stories, I'll advise you to avoid that girl's journal and instead check out boobiebar, the tales of squigglz about her job as an exotic dancer in Pennsylvania! She sounds cool, she's a neat kind of pretty and apparently she incoporates some of what she learned in ballet into her routines, interesting.

stupid, sex

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