Stolen from Katie
(Click here to post your own answers for this meme.)
✓ I miss somebody right now. (All my friends that I may or may not see again for a long time!)
× I don't watch much TV these days.
✓ I own lots of books.
× I wear glasses or contact lenses.
✓ I love to play video games. (Gamers UNITE!)
× I've tried marijuana.
✓ I've watched porn movies.
× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
✓ I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
✓ I curse sometimes. (Sometimes?!?! All the time!)
✓ I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.
✓ I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me. (Swords, knives, cutlary. I may not carry them all but I have them. Although I do keep a pocket knife on me at all times.)
* * * * *
✓ I have broken someone's bones. (The only time I let myself completly lose control.)
✓ I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal. (Can't say.)
× I hate the rain. (I love the rain!)
✓ I'm paranoid at times. (Isn't everyone?)
× I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
✓ I need/want money right now.
✓ I love sushi. (Never have enough!)
× I talk really, really fast. (I'm just a good 'ole southern boy.)
× I have fresh breath in the morning.
× I have long hair.
× I have lost money in Las Vegas.
✓ I have at least one sibling. (Three older sisters (Catherine, Catrina, Kimberly)
× I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
× I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.
✓ I couldn't survive without Caller I.D. (How else do you dodge your boss on your day off?)
× I like the way that I look. (Hell no. I think I'm ugly as sin...)
✓ I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months. (Perhaps. I told everyone that I'll be back in the 'boro. That may be changing. that counts as a lie i guess.)
× I am usually pessimistic.
✓ I have a lot of mood swings.
✓ I think prostitution should be legalized. (Works in Nevada. And they get better health care than I do.)
✓ I slept with a roommate.
× I have a hidden talent.
× I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
× I have a lot of friends. (I cherrish those I call my close friends.)
× I have pecked someone of the same sex.
× I enjoy talking on the phone.
× I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
× I love to shop and/or window shop.
× I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal.
× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother. (I love being with both my parents)
✓ I have a mobile phone.
× I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
✓ I've rejected someone before.
× I currently like/love someone.
✓ I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. (College is over, a career must start... no idea at all.)
✓ I want to have children in the future. (Most definately)
✓ I have changed a diaper before.
× I've called the cops on a friend before.
× I'm not allergic to anything. (Hay fever, curse of the south)
✓ I have a lot to learn. (I hope I never stop learning)
✓ I am shy around the opposite sex. (Oh yeah.)
✓ I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.
✓ I have at least 5 away messages saved.
✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before.
✓ I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past. (Not proud of that... but in my own defense she was bored and came onto me.)
✓ I own the "South Park" movie.
× I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal.
✓ I enjoy some country music.
✓ I would die for my best friends.
✓ I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist.
× I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
✓ I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.
× I have dated a close friend's ex. (Not that I recall)
× I am happy at this moment.
× I'm obsessed with guys.
× Democrat. (Liberal but not Democrat)
× Republican.
× I don't even know what I am.
✓ I am punk rockish. (Can be.)
× I go for older guys/girls, not younger. (older or younger, doesn't matter if she's interested.)
× I study for tests most of the time.
× I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.
× I can work on a car.
× I love my job(s).
× I am comfortable with who I am right now.
× I have more than just my ears pierced.
✓ I walk barefoot wherever I can.
× I have jumped off a bridge.
× I love sea turtles.
× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.
× I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.
✓ I am proficient on a musical instrument.
× I hate office jobs.
× I went to college out of state.
× I am adopted.
✓ I am a pyro.
✓ I have thrown up from crying too much.
✓ I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.
× I fall for the worst people.
× I adore bright colours.
× I usually like covers better than originals.
× I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays.
× I can pick up things with my toes.
✓ I can't whistle. (I can, but very badly)
✓ I have ridden/owned a horse. (ridden and I didn't fall off! Yeah Go me!)
✓ I still have every journal I've ever written in. (all two of them ;))
× I talk in my sleep.
✓ I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century.
✓ I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.
× I wear a toe ring.
× I have a tattoo.
✓ I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.
✓ I am a caffeine junkie.
× I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.
✓ If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder.
✓ I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
× I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner.
× I'm an artist.
× I am ambidextrous.
× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.
× If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony.
× I have terrible teeth.
× I hate my toes.
× I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me.
× I have more friends on the internet than in real life.
× I have lived in either three different states or countries.
× I am extremely flexible.
✓ I love hugs more than kisses.
✓ I want to own my own business.
× I smoke.
✓ I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else.
✓ Nobody has ever said I'm normal.
✓ Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then.
× I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons.
× I like the way women look in stylized men's suits.
✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me.
× I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.
✓ I have played strip poker with someone else before.
× I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.
✓ I believe in ghosts and the paranormal.
× I can't stand being alone.
✓ I have at least one obsession at any given time.
× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again.
✓ I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.
✓ I'm a judgmental asshole.
× I'm a HUGE drama-queen.
× I have travelled on more than one continent.
× I sometimes wish my father would just disappear.
✓ I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am.
× I am a Libertarian.
× I can speak more than one language.
× I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be.
✓ I would rather read than watch TV. (Lately yes.)
× I like reading fact more than fiction.
✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do.
✓ I have no piercings.
× I have spent the night in a train station or other public place.
✓ I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried.
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.
✓ There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it.
× I like most animals better than most people.
× I own a collection of retro games consoles.
✓ The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver.
× I have hit someone with a dead fish.
✓ I am compulsively honest.
× I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.
× I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers.
× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.
× I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders.
✓ I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to.
× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on.
× I dislike milk. (I love milk)
× I obsessively wash my hands.
× I always carry something significant around with me.
× Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.
× I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others.
× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother.
× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document.
✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird.
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.
✓ Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed. (If it's some one that isn't my friend that is complaining to me I often tune out.)
× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.
× I do not 'get' most comedy acts.
✓ I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing.
× I don't like to chew gum.
× I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it.
× I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car.
× I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years.
× I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other.
✓ I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly. (Hell Yeah!)
× I love to sing.
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up.
× I have a custom-built computer.
× I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it.
× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human.
✓ I've gone skinny-dipping.
× I've performed in three plays.
× I enjoy burritos.
✓ I'm Irish and loving it. (well, Half Irish. Comes in handy when drinking)
✓ I have a thing for redheads.
× I am a twin!
✓ Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'.
✓ Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else.
✓ I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes.
✓ I sleep more than 12 hours a day.
✓ I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough.
✓ I need more time to myself.
× I wish I was more open-minded.
× I hope that I go really prematurely grey.
✓ I download songs from the internet.
× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend.
✓ I say random things to freak people out.
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note.
✓ I love playing Truth or Dare.
✓ I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it.
× Music helps me remember that I am not alone.
✓ Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems.
✓ I think this survey is particularly long.
× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones.
× I can only hate someone that I love.
× I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks.
✓ I miss somebody right now. (All my friends that I may or may not see again for a long time!)
× I don't watch much TV these days.
✓ I own lots of books.
× I wear glasses or contact lenses.
✓ I love to play video games. (Gamers UNITE!)
× I've tried marijuana.
✓ I've watched porn movies.
× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
✓ I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
✓ I curse sometimes. (Sometimes?!?! All the time!)
✓ I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.
✓ I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me. (Swords, knives, cutlary. I may not carry them all but I have them. Although I do keep a pocket knife on me at all times.)
* * * * *
✓ I have broken someone's bones. (The only time I let myself completly lose control.)
✓ I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal. (Can't say.)
× I hate the rain. (I love the rain!)
✓ I'm paranoid at times. (Isn't everyone?)
× I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
✓ I need/want money right now.
✓ I love sushi. (Never have enough!)
× I talk really, really fast. (I'm just a good 'ole southern boy.)
× I have fresh breath in the morning.
× I have long hair.
× I have lost money in Las Vegas.
✓ I have at least one sibling. (Three older sisters (Catherine, Catrina, Kimberly)
× I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
× I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.
✓ I couldn't survive without Caller I.D. (How else do you dodge your boss on your day off?)
× I like the way that I look. (Hell no. I think I'm ugly as sin...)
✓ I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months. (Perhaps. I told everyone that I'll be back in the 'boro. That may be changing. that counts as a lie i guess.)
× I am usually pessimistic.
✓ I have a lot of mood swings.
✓ I think prostitution should be legalized. (Works in Nevada. And they get better health care than I do.)
✓ I slept with a roommate.
× I have a hidden talent.
× I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
× I have a lot of friends. (I cherrish those I call my close friends.)
× I have pecked someone of the same sex.
× I enjoy talking on the phone.
× I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
× I love to shop and/or window shop.
× I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal.
× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother. (I love being with both my parents)
✓ I have a mobile phone.
× I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
✓ I've rejected someone before.
× I currently like/love someone.
✓ I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. (College is over, a career must start... no idea at all.)
✓ I want to have children in the future. (Most definately)
✓ I have changed a diaper before.
× I've called the cops on a friend before.
× I'm not allergic to anything. (Hay fever, curse of the south)
✓ I have a lot to learn. (I hope I never stop learning)
✓ I am shy around the opposite sex. (Oh yeah.)
✓ I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.
✓ I have at least 5 away messages saved.
✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before.
✓ I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past. (Not proud of that... but in my own defense she was bored and came onto me.)
✓ I own the "South Park" movie.
× I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal.
✓ I enjoy some country music.
✓ I would die for my best friends.
✓ I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist.
× I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
✓ I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.
× I have dated a close friend's ex. (Not that I recall)
× I am happy at this moment.
× I'm obsessed with guys.
× Democrat. (Liberal but not Democrat)
× Republican.
× I don't even know what I am.
✓ I am punk rockish. (Can be.)
× I go for older guys/girls, not younger. (older or younger, doesn't matter if she's interested.)
× I study for tests most of the time.
× I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.
× I can work on a car.
× I love my job(s).
× I am comfortable with who I am right now.
× I have more than just my ears pierced.
✓ I walk barefoot wherever I can.
× I have jumped off a bridge.
× I love sea turtles.
× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.
× I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.
✓ I am proficient on a musical instrument.
× I hate office jobs.
× I went to college out of state.
× I am adopted.
✓ I am a pyro.
✓ I have thrown up from crying too much.
✓ I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.
× I fall for the worst people.
× I adore bright colours.
× I usually like covers better than originals.
× I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays.
× I can pick up things with my toes.
✓ I can't whistle. (I can, but very badly)
✓ I have ridden/owned a horse. (ridden and I didn't fall off! Yeah Go me!)
✓ I still have every journal I've ever written in. (all two of them ;))
× I talk in my sleep.
✓ I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century.
✓ I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.
× I wear a toe ring.
× I have a tattoo.
✓ I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.
✓ I am a caffeine junkie.
× I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.
✓ If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder.
✓ I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
× I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner.
× I'm an artist.
× I am ambidextrous.
× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.
× If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony.
× I have terrible teeth.
× I hate my toes.
× I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me.
× I have more friends on the internet than in real life.
× I have lived in either three different states or countries.
× I am extremely flexible.
✓ I love hugs more than kisses.
✓ I want to own my own business.
× I smoke.
✓ I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else.
✓ Nobody has ever said I'm normal.
✓ Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then.
× I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons.
× I like the way women look in stylized men's suits.
✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me.
× I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.
✓ I have played strip poker with someone else before.
× I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.
✓ I believe in ghosts and the paranormal.
× I can't stand being alone.
✓ I have at least one obsession at any given time.
× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again.
✓ I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.
✓ I'm a judgmental asshole.
× I'm a HUGE drama-queen.
× I have travelled on more than one continent.
× I sometimes wish my father would just disappear.
✓ I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am.
× I am a Libertarian.
× I can speak more than one language.
× I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be.
✓ I would rather read than watch TV. (Lately yes.)
× I like reading fact more than fiction.
✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do.
✓ I have no piercings.
× I have spent the night in a train station or other public place.
✓ I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried.
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.
✓ There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it.
× I like most animals better than most people.
× I own a collection of retro games consoles.
✓ The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver.
× I have hit someone with a dead fish.
✓ I am compulsively honest.
× I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.
× I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers.
× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.
× I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders.
✓ I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to.
× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on.
× I dislike milk. (I love milk)
× I obsessively wash my hands.
× I always carry something significant around with me.
× Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.
× I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others.
× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother.
× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document.
✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird.
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.
✓ Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed. (If it's some one that isn't my friend that is complaining to me I often tune out.)
× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.
× I do not 'get' most comedy acts.
✓ I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing.
× I don't like to chew gum.
× I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it.
× I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car.
× I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years.
× I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other.
✓ I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly. (Hell Yeah!)
× I love to sing.
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up.
× I have a custom-built computer.
× I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it.
× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human.
✓ I've gone skinny-dipping.
× I've performed in three plays.
× I enjoy burritos.
✓ I'm Irish and loving it. (well, Half Irish. Comes in handy when drinking)
✓ I have a thing for redheads.
× I am a twin!
✓ Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'.
✓ Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else.
✓ I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes.
✓ I sleep more than 12 hours a day.
✓ I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough.
✓ I need more time to myself.
× I wish I was more open-minded.
× I hope that I go really prematurely grey.
✓ I download songs from the internet.
× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend.
✓ I say random things to freak people out.
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note.
✓ I love playing Truth or Dare.
✓ I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it.
× Music helps me remember that I am not alone.
✓ Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems.
✓ I think this survey is particularly long.
× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones.
× I can only hate someone that I love.
× I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks.