Lots of Quizes from friends

Mar 21, 2006 22:56

Microbrew

(100% dark & bitter, 33% working class, 0% genuine)

Microbrews, though obscure, are pretty tasty things, and they continually win beer contests. I, personally, have a hard time getting past the hype and the slight air of pretention that surrounds any discussion of "hoppiness," "5-star scales," and the like. But their non-working-classness notwithstanding, Microbrew is one of the best categories on this test: dignified, intelligent, rare.

Personality-wise, you have refined tastes (after all, mircobrews are usually kind of expensive), but you know how to savor what you get. Your personality isn't exactly light and bubbly, but very you're well-liked by your close circle of friends. Your sense of humor is most likely on the dark side, but that's just another way to say sophisticated, right? Just remember to act like a Pabst every once in a while, and you'll be perfect.

Cheers!!!

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 82% on dark

You scored higher than 4% on workingclass

You scored higher than 0% on genuine
Link: The If You Were A Beer Test written by gwendolynbooks on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

That assesment sort of fits me.

You're 65% Irish

You're very Irish, and most likely from Ireland.
(And if you're not, you should be!)
How Irish Are You?

Yar Har! Irish Shall take over the WORLD!!!

406,590 descendants
- you're more genetically fit than 57% of the current population - 406,590. Nice. You're no Mongol warlord, but to have that many copies of your genetic code running around 800 years from now is pretty impressive.

You're not at the top of the scoring spectrum, but, honestly, when you consider that the cheaters, swindlers, and football players of this world are statistically best-equipped to create children, scoring in the middle is something to be proud of. You have the right mixture of attributes. As you'll see below, some of your lines will die out, but your genetic material will thrive here on earth for a long time to come.

A close friend of mine created a program to generate family trees for this test. It's based on your unique answers. We accounted for sterility, birth rates, death rates, disease, drug abuse, nitwitism, and accidents and came up with this, for you. Note that you'll have significant offspring with two separate partners; the second of your genetic lines is slighly faded to make the chart easier to read. The second line could represent either a second marriage or an affair:





My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 72% on fitnessfactor
Link: The Genghis Khan Genetic Fitness Test written by gwendolynbooks on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

hmmm maybe I should think of selective breeding.... *ponders*

The Knight
You scored 34% Cardinal, 30% Monk, 41% Lady, and 64% Knight! You are the hero. Brave and bold. You are strong and utterly selfless. You are also a pawn to your superiors and will be lucky if you live very long. If you survive the Holy wars you are thrust into you will be praised for your valor and opportunities both romantic and financial will become available to you.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 42% on Cardinal

You scored higher than 22% on Monk

You scored higher than 43% on Lady

You scored higher than 83% on Knight
Link: The Who Would You Be in 1400 AD Test written by KnightlyKnave on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

I am a knight, but I am no one's Pawn!

Feminine
You scored 43 masculinity and 63 femininity! You scored high on femininity and low on masculinity. You have a traditionally feminine personality.

My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 12% on masculinity

You scored higher than 58% on femininity
Link: The Bem Sex Role Inventory Test written by weirdscience on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

well, that's just embarrousing... *cries* ;)
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