A proposition
I was booking a subscriber to one of our theatre companies today.As I was verifying her phone number she said "If you look me up in NY Magazine you'll see who I am." Me: "Oh?" Her: "Yes, I am one of New York's premiere matchmakers. Do you want to get married?" Me: *slight pause and grinning* "No thanks, I have a great boyfriend." Her: "Well, you sound so very pleasant. If you ever need anything let me know."