I feel bad for briss-ed babies.
I went to the orthodontist and that bulshitter said I'd have my braces off by spring, which is highly unlikely since my teeth aren't really...moving. At all. But whatever, at least they'll be pretty when they decide to stop being stubborn and move their asses.
After my appointment with the devil, I went over to my neighbor's house for a briss. Now, in an Israeli/Religious tradition, when a baby is brissed, all the women go upstairs or go in the other room. This made me very mad. They had invited me to their baby's briss, the weren't going to kick me out of the room. Honestly, I could care less about a little 'snip snip,' but it was the thought that they thought I couldn't handle it that bothered me. So I stayed, along with my mom and some other woman, but the other woman sat as far away as possible and let all the men stand in front of her. There were only about 10 people downstairs during the briss.
Afterwards, the rabbi and moyel gave me dirty looks like I spoke out against god or something. Well damn them for their traditional ways of thinking that i haev to follow their traditions. So what if I'm a jew? Doesn't mean I believe it, just means I was born to jewish parents, danmit!
Since I got to school late and it was a delayed opening, I only had to sit through three-and-a-half, 30 minute classes, which was really fun since none of the teachers really had intentions of teaching anything in particular. In drama class, Tara and I drew many pictures of Captain Jack Sparrow on the board. If you follow the link below, you will be entertained by my attempt to re-create one of my many Jack Sparrow hand-drawn pictures in Microsoft Paint.
In some of my other renditions, he has a bottle of rum in one hand that takes the place of the Aztec Gold. There might also be a monkey at his feet, and he might even be in a boat, standing on a mast or swinging from a rope.
But LOOK! I am an incognito movie star (the red head), along with my friend, another fellow incognito movie star. AND ANTONIO BANDERAS IS STALKING US!!! Damn ex-paparazzi.
After my appointment with the devil, I went over to my neighbor's house for a briss. Now, in an Israeli/Religious tradition, when a baby is brissed, all the women go upstairs or go in the other room. This made me very mad. They had invited me to their baby's briss, the weren't going to kick me out of the room. Honestly, I could care less about a little 'snip snip,' but it was the thought that they thought I couldn't handle it that bothered me. So I stayed, along with my mom and some other woman, but the other woman sat as far away as possible and let all the men stand in front of her. There were only about 10 people downstairs during the briss.
Afterwards, the rabbi and moyel gave me dirty looks like I spoke out against god or something. Well damn them for their traditional ways of thinking that i haev to follow their traditions. So what if I'm a jew? Doesn't mean I believe it, just means I was born to jewish parents, danmit!
Since I got to school late and it was a delayed opening, I only had to sit through three-and-a-half, 30 minute classes, which was really fun since none of the teachers really had intentions of teaching anything in particular. In drama class, Tara and I drew many pictures of Captain Jack Sparrow on the board. If you follow the link below, you will be entertained by my attempt to re-create one of my many Jack Sparrow hand-drawn pictures in Microsoft Paint.
In some of my other renditions, he has a bottle of rum in one hand that takes the place of the Aztec Gold. There might also be a monkey at his feet, and he might even be in a boat, standing on a mast or swinging from a rope.
But LOOK! I am an incognito movie star (the red head), along with my friend, another fellow incognito movie star. AND ANTONIO BANDERAS IS STALKING US!!! Damn ex-paparazzi.