Ok, that's taking some creative license, but the idea is the same: a Virginia father has freaked the hell out because
his 16-year-old son brought home the novel "Perks of Being a Wallflower" from school. Apparently the book centers around a boy who is a freshman in high school, and explores issues like homosexuality and drugs.
The Dad says it isn't age-appropriate, is pornography, doesn't think anyone should read it, and is "infuriated." Apparently he isn't aware that drugs and homosexuality exist at his son's high school, and getting outraged by a book that dares to discuss complex topics is pretty damn stupid.