The Doctor Is Going, Long Live the Doctor

Jun 02, 2013 10:05

So you'll all have seen the announcement that Matt Smith is to leave the series at the end of the year.

That's a long time.

A long time to speculate needlessly, pointlessly and above all frivolously about his replacement.

It is, however, important -  in a world where journalism is basically reduced to interns reproducing press releases about bogus scientific formulae that prove an annual holiday in Skegness is the true secret of eternal happiness - to not become a grumbling curmudgeon and embrace the fun. So here goes:

Dave's list of wholly credible contenders for the role of the next Doctor....

Martin Freeman                    3-2 on
Jim Howick                          evens
Bradley Wiggins                   3-1
Steve Backshall                    11-4
Brian Blessed                       13-2
Casey Kasem                       15-1
Tony Gardner                      20-1
Helen Skelton                      33-1
Robbie Savage                    40-1
David Beckham                no bets being taken
Justin Fletcher                      50-1
Sofie Gråbøl                        66-1
Henry Blofeld                      200-1

Now get yourself down to BetFred and if you follow my advice you'll have a pony on Justin or Sofie.
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