May 31, 2009 17:16
HOLY JESUS RAFAEL NADAL WAS TAKEN OUT OF THE FRENCH OPEN IN THE FOURTH FUCKING ROUND BY ROBIN SODERLING!! IT IS THE FIRST TIME NADAL HAS EVER LOST A MATCH AT ROLAND GARROS!!! IN 32 MATCHES!!! THAT'S FIVE YEARS OF FRENCH OPENS!!! ALSO HIS FIRST LOSS IN A BEST-OF-FIVE MATCH ON CLAY (OUT OF 49 MATCHES)!!!
HOLY JESUS.
HELL HAS FROZEN OVER.
I'M... I JUST CAN'T FUCKING BELIEVE IT!
ROGER FINALLY HAS A REAL CHANCE TO WIN A CAREER GRAND SLAM!! HE'S GOING TO HAVE TO MAKE IT TO THE FINALS, BUT WITH DJOKOVIC ALSO OUT OF THE DRAW, FEDERER JUST MIGHT FINALLY DO IT!!!
HOLY JESUS!!!
THIS IS FUCKING AMAZING!! I AM DEVESTATED AND THRILLED ALL AT THE SAME TIME!!!! I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MYSELF!!!!! GAH!!!
INSANITY!!! JUST PLAIN INSANITY!!!
WHAT'S NEXT?!?! PURPLE PIGS GO DANCING ACROSS MY LAWN?!?!
OMG!!!