Challenge accepted
There's meme/challenge/whatever for writing a short description of your OTP that makes it sound as bad as possible. Now that I've started, I can't stop.
Alcoholic jerk stalks insurrectionist.
Different alcoholic jerk finds peace with someone way too good for him.
White girl with dysphoria checks her privilege to win over brown girl with robot fixation.
AU Ryan Lochte loves budding ornithologist.
Super awkward coalminer’s son is gay for a boy named after a crayon.
Scarred pyromaniac who hallucinates rainbows and one-handed redneck who talks to machines dream of raising an alien child together.
Giant gun nut loves disgraced physician.
Spree killer bros realize that if they had souls, they’d be soulmates.
Clumsy boy falls for girl with dorky earrings.
Girl pulls boy out of ocean, boy tells girl that kissing her wouldn’t be as bad as being trapped in a dark cave forever.
Two minor characters are shown near each other; I ship it like FedEx.
Patient warrior tries to talk partner out of getting herself killed unnecessarily and/or saying horrible things to allies.
Calculatedly obnoxious conman can no longer repress attraction to man who talks to rats.
Ecoterrorist changes stereotypical American dude’s life.
Mechanic with father figure issues picks up nerd with anxiety disorder, drives like a bat out of hell despite screaming from passenger seat.
Old guys who broke up for the first time before I was born are on again until the next plot twist.
Samurai has angst over manic pixie dream boy.
Woman with terrible relationship history convinces blind woman and adopted daughter to join terrorist organization with her.
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Alcoholic jerk stalks insurrectionist.
Different alcoholic jerk finds peace with someone way too good for him.
White girl with dysphoria checks her privilege to win over brown girl with robot fixation.
AU Ryan Lochte loves budding ornithologist.
Super awkward coalminer’s son is gay for a boy named after a crayon.
Scarred pyromaniac who hallucinates rainbows and one-handed redneck who talks to machines dream of raising an alien child together.
Giant gun nut loves disgraced physician.
Spree killer bros realize that if they had souls, they’d be soulmates.
Clumsy boy falls for girl with dorky earrings.
Girl pulls boy out of ocean, boy tells girl that kissing her wouldn’t be as bad as being trapped in a dark cave forever.
Two minor characters are shown near each other; I ship it like FedEx.
Patient warrior tries to talk partner out of getting herself killed unnecessarily and/or saying horrible things to allies.
Calculatedly obnoxious conman can no longer repress attraction to man who talks to rats.
Ecoterrorist changes stereotypical American dude’s life.
Mechanic with father figure issues picks up nerd with anxiety disorder, drives like a bat out of hell despite screaming from passenger seat.
Old guys who broke up for the first time before I was born are on again until the next plot twist.
Samurai has angst over manic pixie dream boy.
Woman with terrible relationship history convinces blind woman and adopted daughter to join terrorist organization with her.
This entry was originally posted at http://gryphonsegg.dreamwidth.org/81742.html. Please comment there using OpenID.