A complaint in epistolary format

Feb 22, 2012 16:52

Dear story,

You were supposed to be a PWP.  1000 words of set-up does not count as lacking a plot.

No love,
Me

Dear brain,

We are not rewatching Iron Man, Iron Man 2, and Thor just so you can fret over one characterization.  Forget it.  We're writing these stories, we have sufficient information, and it will work out.

No love,
Me

PS -- Yes, 1400 words in one night was impressive.  Repeat it.  And quit nagging. We're *still* not rewatching them all.

Dear stories, yes, plural,

Sort out among yourselves who's first (and what POV/tense you're in, you know which story I mean!).  This is ridiculous!

Definitely no love,
Me.

Dear Capt. Rogers,

You are most of the bright spot in this current impasse. Your willingness to work with other Little Black Dresses of fandom is greatly appreciated. So is your sense of humor. Stick around, please, and I'll introduce you to this bar you'll like...

Love,
Me

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