::blink blink:: I didn't think I was feeling bitchy this morning?
Gacked from calligrafiti:
You are a double espresso at three AM.
You are the tortured, nail-biting essence of coffee. You see visions. You could change the world if only you were up at the same time as everyone else. You have created a programming language that throws errors if the code is not written in iambic pentameter, and you are infuriated by the typos in the new edition of Ulysses. You practice sarcasm as a form of tantric sex, and your cats have doctorates. You believe in virgin sacrifice in a good cause.
What kind of coffee are you?
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Change two answers and I get this. But really, I suppose I'm just bitchy. Or a purist. I liked my original answers better.
You are a cappuccino, sipped in the afternoon,
after sex.
You are not trendy; you set trends for others. You wear black or nothing, and your playlist alternates Mahler with bands no one else has heard of. You read Rimbaud in public places, and you have a vintage poster for La Dolce Vita hanging over your bed. You pepper your conversation with quotes from obscure Jacobean revenge tragedies, and you cackle to yourself when your lovers assume that you are quoting I Love Lucy. Your glasses have designer frames and you do not need them to see.
What kind of coffee are you?
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ETA: Apparently, I am a sheep. I took the LJ Purity Test.
The Ultimate LiveJournal Obsession Test
CategoryYour ScoreAverage LJer Community Attachment37.63%
There's something special about you. Every once in awhile, one of your topics gets everyone chatting.22.37% MemeSheepage50.88%
I am but one quiz among millions. My brethren surround me on the page.28.02% Original Content50%
Using LiveJournal to express a few strong opinions38.08% Psychodrama Quotient6.02%
Warning: Can Flame When Necessary17.09% Attention Whoring9.09%
Low-key and lovin' it20.77%
Take The Ultimate LiveJournal Obsession Test
and see how you match up!
You are a double espresso at three AM.
You are the tortured, nail-biting essence of coffee. You see visions. You could change the world if only you were up at the same time as everyone else. You have created a programming language that throws errors if the code is not written in iambic pentameter, and you are infuriated by the typos in the new edition of Ulysses. You practice sarcasm as a form of tantric sex, and your cats have doctorates. You believe in virgin sacrifice in a good cause.
What kind of coffee are you?
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Change two answers and I get this. But really, I suppose I'm just bitchy. Or a purist. I liked my original answers better.
You are a cappuccino, sipped in the afternoon,
after sex.
You are not trendy; you set trends for others. You wear black or nothing, and your playlist alternates Mahler with bands no one else has heard of. You read Rimbaud in public places, and you have a vintage poster for La Dolce Vita hanging over your bed. You pepper your conversation with quotes from obscure Jacobean revenge tragedies, and you cackle to yourself when your lovers assume that you are quoting I Love Lucy. Your glasses have designer frames and you do not need them to see.
What kind of coffee are you?
brought to you by Quizilla
ETA: Apparently, I am a sheep. I took the LJ Purity Test.
The Ultimate LiveJournal Obsession Test
CategoryYour ScoreAverage LJer Community Attachment37.63%
There's something special about you. Every once in awhile, one of your topics gets everyone chatting.22.37% MemeSheepage50.88%
I am but one quiz among millions. My brethren surround me on the page.28.02% Original Content50%
Using LiveJournal to express a few strong opinions38.08% Psychodrama Quotient6.02%
Warning: Can Flame When Necessary17.09% Attention Whoring9.09%
Low-key and lovin' it20.77%
Take The Ultimate LiveJournal Obsession Test
and see how you match up!