Someone talk me out of this? -- Too late.

[gryphonrhi]

I don't really want to play in Yuletide Treasures. Right?

Nope, I signed up for it. Clearly, I've lost my pea-picking excuse for a mind. Pardon me whilst I gibber in a corner about, 'I offered to write in one of *13* requested fandoms or crossovers? EEEP!'

1,000 words. I can do that. Right.