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Aug 10, 2004 16:32

EVERYONE. MILLICENT BULSTRODE HAS A SECRET BOYFRIEND. I just thought everyone should know.

Also, I like boys.

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headboy_ernie August 10 2004, 20:08:40 UTC
Does she, now?

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gryff_parvati August 10 2004, 21:58:18 UTC
What? She threatens to MAIM me, and the Head Boy asks about that? Usually you interfere once people start calling each other names!

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headboy_ernie August 10 2004, 22:05:30 UTC
I was only trying to verify a piece of gossip. She's not going to maim you.

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gryff_parvati August 10 2004, 22:06:41 UTC
Promise?

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headboy_ernie August 10 2004, 22:10:57 UTC
I can't promise you that. She's her own person, she doesn't answer to me.

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gryff_parvati August 10 2004, 22:14:33 UTC
Fine. Omigosh, I almost forgot to ask! Are you gay? Just curious. :)

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headboy_ernie August 10 2004, 22:17:59 UTC
...

Are you a virgin? Just curious.

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gryff_parvati August 10 2004, 22:25:12 UTC
Um.

Fine. I get your point. I'll just speculate.

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headboy_ernie August 10 2004, 22:38:34 UTC
It's alright. I'm not gay or doubting.

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gryff_parvati August 10 2004, 22:45:26 UTC
Are you sure?

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headboy_ernie August 10 2004, 22:56:31 UTC
Positive. I like girls.

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gryff_parvati August 10 2004, 22:56:53 UTC
Because, you know, Zach Smith likes boys, and he's sort of cute, don't you think?

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headboy_ernie August 10 2004, 23:30:00 UTC
No, not particularly.

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gryff_parvati August 10 2004, 23:33:12 UTC
Fine. Be that way.

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headboy_ernie August 11 2004, 00:03:04 UTC
Are you trying to turn me gay?

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gryff_parvati August 11 2004, 10:07:58 UTC
No. I don't think you need to be turned at all.

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