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gryff_lavender

Huh?

Jan 10, 2005 18:13

What's happening?!
First of all, it's dark and cold, and now...
The Common Room is filled with Slytherins!

HELLO, there's a reason they have their own place in the castle.
And then they say I'm stupid.

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cruciopotter January 11 2005, 18:51:58 UTC

I wouldn't call you stupid. More along the lines of "feeble-minded" and "shallow." And a few choice others, but I am a gentleman, so I shall refrain.

And I'd watch what you say about us, Brown. Not only do we know where you sleep, we can now access it any time of the day or night.

On that cheery note, sleep well.

gryff_lavender January 11 2005, 18:56:35 UTC

You are NOT going to steal my makeup!

cruciopotter January 12 2005, 19:00:25 UTC

... Because obviously that was the first thought to've crossed my mind.

Congratulations Gryffinwhore Lavender, your truly stunning deductive skills have foiled my sinister plots. Oh woe, oh torturous day.

gryff_lavender January 12 2005, 19:16:37 UTC

Well, it was the first thing that crossed my mind.

Don't get all Ernie-like on me.

cruciopotter January 12 2005, 19:48:09 UTC

You have very odd priorities.

And how I could possibly be like the Head Boy? Don't insult me.

gryff_lavender January 12 2005, 20:53:12 UTC

You're ironing.

cruciopotter January 13 2005, 14:58:23 UTC

My god, I honestly didn't believe that anyone could possibly be more dense than Crabbe and Goyle. It horrifies me to report I was wrong.

And for the record, that wasn't irony, that was sarcasm.

Now I'm going lie down, before the urge to bash my head against something overwhelms.

gryff_lavender January 13 2005, 15:02:12 UTC

Now I'm going lie down, before the urge to bash my head against something overwhelms.

Maybne you should bash your head, you might end up being prettier and nicer.

cruciopotter January 13 2005, 15:10:19 UTC

...you might end up being prettier and nicer.

You can't improve something that's already perfect. And as for being nicer, why would I want to do something so foolish as that? It would take all the fun out of my life.

gryff_lavender January 13 2005, 15:12:46 UTC

HA! You are soooooo not perfect.

gryff_parvati January 13 2005, 03:00:22 UTC

Don't worry Lav, it was the first thing that crossed my mind too. Malfoy better not steal our makeup!

gryff_lavender January 13 2005, 04:32:12 UTC

We should hide it!

cruciopotter January 13 2005, 15:02:48 UTC

Oh just stop, you utterly ridiculous bints. I am a man. As in masculine. Of the male persuasion. What the hell would I possibly want with your bloody makeup?

gryff_lavender January 13 2005, 15:09:16 UTC

As in masculine

Heee hee

cruciopotter January 13 2005, 15:23:02 UTC

... I'm not even going to ask what you could possibly find amusing about that.

gryff_lavender January 13 2005, 15:26:59 UTC

You are not masculine. You're Slytherin.

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