Apr 18, 2003 08:55
today, only moments ago, it happened. Now this may not amuse you as much as it did me, but who cares. It is morning, all the bustling as usual, and I am in times square. McDonalds bathroom isnt working, so I go onto 41st street. Lot of people. I wait as long as I can, and then I start peeing. Some guy in a suit walkls by and slows down, obviously repulsed. I am not self conscious. I crane my neck and holler, "If you don't love it, leave it." He walks on. I finish. I Zip up, look around at the people who obviously wish they hadn't witnessed this on their way to work, and holler, "If you don't love it, leave it."
I will be leaving soon, so I can be with you.
I love you all more than anything.