the perfect woman.
i hate being that asshole that has to be like,
"so, where do i stand? sorry, just wunderinnnnnnn..."
and then the girl is like,
"um, sorry i'm feelin' sum1 elssseeeeee"
and you're like,
"ok, great! awesome d00d! well that's all i wanted to know, i'm a loser...have a really wonderful night, blah"
but i had to be that loser.
because what else do you say...
i don't want to be the other kind of loser
who says, "fuck you broad, you led me on, stop making out with me then."
so i just wished her well. it's just a lot easier, and leaves you feeling less stupid.
i am now very single.
my girlfriend broke up with me for being an asshole
with a picture of her ex still on her dresser.
i do NOT blame her and she is a good person.
i would have done the same thing.
i am open.
yet i am closed.
it's gonna take the perfect woman.
"so, where do i stand? sorry, just wunderinnnnnnn..."
and then the girl is like,
"um, sorry i'm feelin' sum1 elssseeeeee"
and you're like,
"ok, great! awesome d00d! well that's all i wanted to know, i'm a loser...have a really wonderful night, blah"
but i had to be that loser.
because what else do you say...
i don't want to be the other kind of loser
who says, "fuck you broad, you led me on, stop making out with me then."
so i just wished her well. it's just a lot easier, and leaves you feeling less stupid.
i am now very single.
my girlfriend broke up with me for being an asshole
with a picture of her ex still on her dresser.
i do NOT blame her and she is a good person.
i would have done the same thing.
i am open.
yet i am closed.
it's gonna take the perfect woman.